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There were two boats tethered side by side and, although both should have been roughly the same length, it was obviously apparent that this was not the case. My friend's boat, a bene 33, had shrunk. I could hear the cogs and the gears shifting in his bonce as he puzzled why this should be. We were both stone cold sober. Clearly, some structural defect, as yet unknown, might be causing this.

Thinking on my feet and not wishing any ill to befall my friend's boat, I opined that for safety he should forego the use of his foresail in the upcoming race against my fine boat as the additional strain might cause his boat to crack up in the conditions then appertaining. I further advised that his best course of action might be to head straight for home and not partake in this race.

I was pleased to note, as I pointed my sturdy boat's head into a fairly stiff breeze, that my friend was heading straight for home under a fully reefed mainsail alone. However, my instinct was that the wee scaldie bauchlie had other ideas and was legging it to the shelter of the lee shore whilst I was bashing through the windward shore in an ever increasing strength of wind so we tacked and headed after him.

(Subsequent questioning of his crew only elicited a mutter that he couldn't recall the event and if the skipper said he wasn't under engine at the time, he had no reason to doubt his probity in these matters. All documents eg log had been inadvertently mislaid)

Unfortunately (for me) there was a sandbank in my way, which my friend would have avoided, so I could not get far enough over for the next tack to be a making tack to the eventual destination so several tacks had to be thrown in. Nevertheless we trundled into harbour under sail and, illegally, without engine (as the current harbour master who's a stickler for these things is currently preoccupied elsewhere and wouldn't be in a position to object and, from which preoccupation, one hopes he recovers from).

To our enormous surprise, upon returning to our berth, there he was, looking not a little smug, I have to say. He explained that he had indeed used his engine but, only from a mile or two out.

I have absolutely no reason to doubt this version of events. Would you .... ? /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
 

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"I have absolutely no reason to doubt this version of events. Would you .... ?"

Absolutely not, the gentleman, to whom you refer, is of the highest standing (tisk tisk), and would never consider the use of engine, under racing conditions, unless to comply with the law of the land.

This is obviously a simple case of advanced maritime technology and youthful skipper triumphing over the manky auld boat / skipper combination. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

The loss of boat length, in port, is a new feature of the wee lad's vessel. It now has the ability to be 7m LOA where harbour dues are concerned, 10m at sea and about 40m when in the pub.
 

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I would treat your friends version of events with utter respect as he is indeed a man of probity and veritacity. Unlike yer guidsel who cannae tell a windward shore fae a lee shore and have been known to get them mixed up. The only fishy bit about the entire tale was the 25 minutes spent angling for mackeral in an attempt to let you catch up. When we witnessed you crcumnavigating the NAb tower we thought that your astral guide had perhaps mischieviously suggested the great circle route from Cowes to Pompey .. however a less kindly or indeed franker observer may have questioned your ability to tack through less than 120 degrees. Anyway or small detour was via the Hamble for an icecream cos Derek had a raging hangover and wanted a bit of rasperry ripple to freeze the dragon.
 

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The Shelter of the lee shore???

I always found the windward shore the sheltered one and the lee shore the one onto which the wind was blowing. Does et blaw diffrent doon in yin Solent?
 

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youse ken fine tha' yer crew jumped ship ontae ma fine vessel the meenit ra forecast wiz telt tae them and ah didnae ken that youse resorted tae bribery wi' a hamble raspberry ripple tae fetch yin young man back ....

an which o' youse twa muppets hae knicked three o' ma stars ... ?
 

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Jump ship indeed! The kindly souls suggested that the elderly gent in the boat next door might need help. Being a neighbourly sort of geyser full of Xmas cheer I said "I'm sure he does!" however Derek, being a timid sort of soul, deemed it safer to stay where he wiz.
 

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Re: In plain english ...

you go for shelter in the lee of sommat, eh? hence a shore which offers shelter is a lee shore ... on the other hand, a shore which etc etc ... seems sensible enuf to me ...
 

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Re: In plain english ...

my dictionary describes (the nautical definition of) a lee as being "the side sheltered from the wind" ... noo ... wud sheltered and protected not mean much the same thing ... ? so, not low bocks at a' ...
 

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Re: In plain english ...

a lee cloth stops one from falling out ones bunk.It also protects the occupants of the cabin from foul blast of noxious wind. Ergo lee means relativity of wind direction to one's persona so if the wind is blowing away it is leewards, if it is blowing towards you, it is horrible. The direction of the shore is judged relative to you and the wind ie if its blowing away from you towards a shore then that is a shore to leewards ie a lee shore.
 

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The only fishy bit about the entire tale was the 25 minutes spent angling for mackeral in an attempt to let you catch up.

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Without wishing to question WeeJimi's honesty on this affair, the fact he talks about mackeral fishing when it's common knowledge that the mackeral season finished month's ago does raise some doubts............
 
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