Solent Hazards!

[BrendanS]

Oops! Watch out! Lots of railway sleepers have been lost off a barge near Ventnor

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[Alistairr]

Brendan, Can you do me a favour and nip out and get a few, just a couple of dozen will do./forums/images/icons/smile.gif
They make a great feature round the garden.

Cheers.



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[jimi]

Yes I suppose a few sleepers will make a more robust garden path so the wife can waddle to the bird table without cracking a few slabs

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[BrendanS]

Hey! You're the transport director - you organise the pickup! <g>

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[Alistairr]

Doh!!!! Thats just what i was doing!!!!!!!!


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[jimi]

are you laying then longitudinally or transversely?

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[Alistairr]

Hey Jimi, gonnae leave ma misses oot a this,,, and she disnae waddle, she strides gracefully like an Angel on a cloud.



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[jimi]

digestive problems has she with flatulence .. you have my sympathies.. I've got a dog with sulphurous emissions and thats bad enough ..

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[Wiggo]

I've been aboard Glen Rosa, Jimi, and there's no way you can blame that smell on a defenceless canine.

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[jimi]

Yeah agree .. she's got big teeth ..sure she attacks rats then eats 'em and they get sort of stuck in the system!

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[Alistairr]

Funny you should say that, Shes detoxing at the moment.



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[Alistairr]

ROFL.



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[Wiggo]

Can't say I'd noticed your missus having particularly big teeth, but there you go... This is getting reminiscent of the 'cherry stones' thread - can you not get her a Porta Potti?

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[jimi]

yeah, from the sound of it a good idea. Presumably this incvolves some form of colonic irrigation? If I here you I'd run a couple of gallons of bleach through as well.

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[DepSol]

So are these Solent Hazards the railway sleepers or the deposits from floating away from Jimi's boat?

Do they both have the same sort of size and density just that you cant smell the railway sleeper before you hit it!

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[mjf]

Yep, and QHM Portsmouth has just issued the following Nav Warning



1. DUE TO A VESSEL LOSING PART OF HER CARGO OFF ISLE OF WIGHT- 17 OCT 15-20 FREE FLOATING WOODEN SLEEPERS HAVE BEEN SIGHTED 0.5NM OF POSN (AS OF 181200A) 50 DEG 34.446N 000 DEG 57.269W.

2. MARINERS ARE STRONGLY ADVISED TO APPLY EXTREME CAUTION IF OPERATING IN THIS AREA AND UPDATE CG / MCA IF ANY SIGHTINGS MADE.

3. FURTHER INFORMATION CAN BE GAINED BY CONTACTING HM COAST GUARD.

4. FOLLOWING PORTSMOUTH NAVWARNS REMAIN IN FORCE 32/03, 10/04, 20/04, 27/04, 42/04, 48/04 & 50/04.




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[Alistairr]

Gawd, Could you imagine the mess if you hit a deposit that came from Jimi's boat????
It would be worse than hitting the sleepers!!!!!!!!



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[Forbsie]

Nah, Nah, Nah!!! Your confusing her with me as I alighted from the train tonight at Feltham. I was gliding.

Where the f*** am I...at least it's cheaper than Ascot...thank God it's Friday!!!

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