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jimi

jimi

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How about an Anger Release Bar in either the Hamble or Cowes where customers can smash glasses, rant and hit specially trained workers?

I'd employ specially trained barstaff who have been given protective gear and collision reg,RYA as well as physical training to prepare them for the job.

Clients can ask the barstaff to dress as the character they wish to attack.

Do you think its a flier?
 
I recall seeing a machine that would meet your needs in an amusement arcade.

Angry Frog, I think it was called. Frogs would pop up out of holes and you would have to hit them with a big mallet before they disappeared back down their holes. A great way to work off some pent up anger.

Why not substitute the frogs for different boaters. Redneck Mobo, Jetskier, Dinghy Sailor, Old Duffer etc..

No staff, no H&S problems and minimal maintenance. You could have one in every marina.
 
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I recall seeing a machine that would meet your needs in an amusement arcade.

Angry Frog, I think it was called. Frogs would pop up out of holes and you would have to hit them with a big mallet before they disappeared back down their holes. A great way to work off some pent up anger.

Why not substitute the frogs for different boaters. Redneck Mobo, Jetskier, Dinghy Sailor, Old Duffer etc..

No staff, no H&S problems and minimal maintenance. You could have one in every marina.

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.. and of course the marina accounts staff!
 
We have had the prototype model running in Southend On Sea on the Front for nearly 25 years, and the model is perfected. They even have the Police arriving a beutifully timed split second too late to catch anyone of consequence. They have very realistic glasses and some very well crafted blood & snot.
There are about 20 accredited Anger Bars on the Seafront.

Anyone can join in , but there is a fairly strict rule about drink and drugs - you should have had dangerous quantities of either or both before indulging, so you won't feel a thing.

The only downside is that Southend Seafront has the practising apprentices from the World renowned Lady Shoebury College for Bouncers, and the Westcliff University of DaBoyz Security Consultants, who run contrary to the expected flow of anger.

Accommodation is available for participants, paid for by the local Council Tax payers, in the form of an 8x6 room in the Nick Hotel.

Final Invoices are usually assessed and paid to the Clerk of the Court on Monday morning sometime after 10am.

A valuable social service that an exclusive group known as the Yobocracy avail themselves each weekend.

It is understood there are regional centres available at Margate, Blackpool and Scarborough.
 
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