Nothings on my Ipod ... anything I put on it falls off ... I tried to put 56 Cds on it, but I only got to 20 before the pile toppled ... must be doing something wrong /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif
Vera Lynn more likely? although seeing as how its nordic waters he's off to, might be Dietrich ... oan second thoughts as its a wee bit cold up there, would singing this not do:
Gather 'round, all you whorey,
Gather 'round, and hear my story.
When a man grows old and his balls grow cold,
And the tip of his prick turns blue;
When it bends in the middle like a one-string fiddle,
He can tell you a tale or two.
So pull up a chair and stand me a drink,
And a tale to you I'll tell
About Dead-Eye Dick and Mexican Pete
And a harlot named Eskimo Nell.
When Dead-Eye Dick and Mexican Pete
Go forth in search of fun,
It's Dead-Eye Dick that swings the prick,
And Mexican Pete the gun.
.. the rest would be [no thanks] so here's the full edition here
It's full ! Including a quite good 8cd's worth of a "Teach yourself ''French Course .
Probably need to do more sailing ,er I think we are still at about lesson 1 : ''Je voudrais une biere s.v.p...C'est mon ami qui paye''