Snowleopard

BrianJ

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The entire population of Melbourne is S***^^ scared after a reported sighting of a “Snowleopard” in the hills surrounding Melbourne. Further it has now been spotted in the outer suburbs. Probably working its way towards the sea….
Described as a hairy, white legged monster, bent on scaring the elderly, children and local sailors, the creature has been given the name of “Snowleopard”. Evidently it arrived a few days ago from cold wet UK and now sun bakes in our glorious heat ( well its been raining a bit lately , so with luck , that will force the hairy monster to cover his legs.)
A trap will be set next week to lure “it” to my club, ply “it” with cold beer and get the truth out of him…. Will report after “Snowleopard” has been captured. However in the meantime, would appreciate and advice on how to handle “Pommie Snowleopards”...
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Rowana

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I thought Melbourne is where you had all 4 seasons in one day ! Well, that's what they told me when I lived in Perth. /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif

As for "Snowleopard", just buy him some beer and talk about cats /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 

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advice on how to handle Pommie Snowleopards

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With caution - particularly those of the litter which have an inability to count the correct number of hulls /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
 

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Has someone been seeding Auz with frozen chickens in an attempt to tempt the SnowLeopard ? /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif
 
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