Slagging off..

[byron]

This post is only to be added to by dudes wishing to slag off other Forummers.
I will start by slagging of Clive Neighbour. I think his dress sense is appalling. He arrived here a few days ago and none of his clothes matched. He had on an orange frock with yellow spots, his white 4" high heels showed off his baggy black stockings to ill effect and his bouffant hair do with a blue rinse left much to be desired. As for his handbag... it was quite obviously plastic and coloured green which didn't match his purple nail varnish.

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[simongoldthorpe]

Is Clive Neighbour really Vivian Westwood?

 

[byron]

No! but he resembled that well known German cross dresser called Wivian Vestwood

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[EME]

Talking of which..

1) New outfitters to be visited today following advice. W1 only place to shop.

2) New drinke shtarted lusht nite...why Diut coke , is it a weight ishue or what?

Assumed Gin and Bolly cocktails would be order in Byron Manor.



...I wanna boat please..

 

[Canboria]

Byron

What have you done, Oldgit will now take great delight in taking the preverbal out of Clive, he already has a go at his Broom at every chance.

 

[tr7v8]

As regards Clive I've never seen the dress, he's normally in a very elderly pair of baggy shorts. Last time I saw him he did have some strange liquid dripping from the leg of his shorts, he reckoned it was oil, but that seemed a bit iffy to me ;-)

PS Clive, spoke to rad man this morning he hasn't started yet reckons it will be later today.

Jim
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[Bruno]

Re: Talking of which..

Mixing the Bolly with mothers ruin, surely not.

I see no signal!!

 

[syd]

Re:Jealous

I think your just peeved because Clive showed up wearing an identical outfit to your own.


syd


I think therefor I am.
I'm pink, therefor I'm spam.

 

[KevL]

Re:Jealous

What's wrong with your user profile, no mention of Regal anywhere? And that picture .......surely not one of those balsa wood american things stuck together with evo stick

KevL

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It may be the early bird that catches the worm but its the second mouse that gets the cheese.

 

[byron]

Re:Jealous

Don't be bitchy Syd, next time I see you I shall whack you with a rather large handbag and accidentally on purpose ladder your tights.

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[boatone]

Byron......I hate you........

.........all bl**dy day, at frequent intervals, I have been forced to return here to see wot Clive has to say in his defence......and so far....NIX !!!!!!!
Please get on the phone to him right away and ensure that when I return from an evenings work I will not be forced to try and sleep with this thing hanging over me..........

1812 hrs BST....I see clive has just signed on so hopefully he will stick his oar in quite soon,now...........


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[Guest]

Your just jealous cos I've still got all my hair at my age albeit Blue. And as for the old baggy shorts
Jim, they need to be baggy in an attempt to hide my over average manhood, thats all.

And the liquid running down me leg you said you would'nt tell anybody. And when I broke a nail doing that
engine with you did you care ? no. you just laughed and.. and.. and...its all getting too much.

"The Med has got me" (no not the Medway the other Med)

 

[oldgit]

That goo.Very very old pot noodle dregs............

Just hold tight dear it will not be so rough when we get round the corner,trust me.