Nostrodamus
Well-Known Member
Right, that’s it. I am officially sick of pink and fluffy, health and safety, conservationists. All the sandalised, tree hugging, bearded do goodies should be put against their favourite tree and shot with depleted uranium shells.
Put a picture in YBW of someone not wearing a life jacket and there is an outcry. Shoot them as well I say. If someone does not want to wear a life jacket then let them and shut up.
Put your engine on when there is a little breeze around and you will get another faction asking why they are not using sails. It is because they actually want to use their engines and not spend the next seven years beating from the Hamble to Portsmouth without going via Outer Mongolia.
I was happy running an engine on proper fuel and not recycled chip fat or the left over bits of Americans that have had tummy tucks. In fact I would have been even happier if I could have run it on fuel with added lead but that has been taken away.
Soon I am going to be told that I cannot use my radio as it will fry my testicles. Well they are my testicles and if I want them frying let me decide. In fact, if I want them with a 99% fat sausage currently banned by the EU then let me decide.
I have charts that are recycled from used toilet paper which is probably why they are brown in places but I am also happy to lick the end of my lead pencil and draw lines.. lots of them.
I am told to recycle everything but when I try to recycle my dumps by putting them in the sea I am told that I will be fined if I do it within a million miles of land.
What have sea horses ever invented to make the world a better place? Ok, over a few centuries they may degrade to make some nice fossil fuel I can use in my engine but is that any reason to stop me anchoring on their heads?
No, I have decided on the way forward.. We should shoot all do goodies with lead bullets and find a way of converting the left over into a good leaded fuel on which I can blast around conservation areas on my engine not wearing a safety jacket, eating sausages and chatting all day on the radio.
Put a picture in YBW of someone not wearing a life jacket and there is an outcry. Shoot them as well I say. If someone does not want to wear a life jacket then let them and shut up.
Put your engine on when there is a little breeze around and you will get another faction asking why they are not using sails. It is because they actually want to use their engines and not spend the next seven years beating from the Hamble to Portsmouth without going via Outer Mongolia.
I was happy running an engine on proper fuel and not recycled chip fat or the left over bits of Americans that have had tummy tucks. In fact I would have been even happier if I could have run it on fuel with added lead but that has been taken away.
Soon I am going to be told that I cannot use my radio as it will fry my testicles. Well they are my testicles and if I want them frying let me decide. In fact, if I want them with a 99% fat sausage currently banned by the EU then let me decide.
I have charts that are recycled from used toilet paper which is probably why they are brown in places but I am also happy to lick the end of my lead pencil and draw lines.. lots of them.
I am told to recycle everything but when I try to recycle my dumps by putting them in the sea I am told that I will be fined if I do it within a million miles of land.
What have sea horses ever invented to make the world a better place? Ok, over a few centuries they may degrade to make some nice fossil fuel I can use in my engine but is that any reason to stop me anchoring on their heads?
No, I have decided on the way forward.. We should shoot all do goodies with lead bullets and find a way of converting the left over into a good leaded fuel on which I can blast around conservation areas on my engine not wearing a safety jacket, eating sausages and chatting all day on the radio.
Careful - there may still be children around. And the PC polooce 
