Sharks test positive for cocaine off Brazil

[smert]

BBC News - Sharks off Brazil coast test positive for cocaine
Sharks off Brazil coast test positive for cocaine

I wonder if anyone has drug tested the Orcas off Portugal?

 

[KevinV]

I wonder if anyone has drug tested the Orcas off Portugal?

They prefer smack

(or yawl, or cutter..)

 

[Minerva]

Seems apt

 

[KevinV]

It does explain the rather manic nature of this...

 

[capnsensible]

Coming soon 'Shark Cartel Narco Wars'

 

[Marsali_1]

Those sharks will be driving harleys and wearing leather vests with "Hell's Biters" on the back

 

[veshengro]

Apparently the Sharks were having a whale of a time until the Drug Squid netted them. Hauled them off to the drunk tank first thinking they were just canned, but then realised something was fishy and it wasn't a tale of Rum but Coke.