catmandoo
Well-Known Member
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has
been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how
old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red
tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing
when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird
gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more
than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults,
not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when
well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set
in place.
Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a
classmate; teens suspended from school for using
mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly
student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job
they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent
to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster
to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became
pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became
contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received
better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a
burglar
in your own home and the burglar can sue you for
assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to
realise that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled
a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his
wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his
son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights,
Someone
Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realised he was gone.
If you still remember him pass this on, if not join the majority and do
nothing
been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how
old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red
tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing
when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird
gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more
than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults,
not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when
well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set
in place.
Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a
classmate; teens suspended from school for using
mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly
student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job
they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent
to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster
to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became
pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became
contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received
better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a
burglar
in your own home and the burglar can sue you for
assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to
realise that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled
a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his
wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his
son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights,
Someone
Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realised he was gone.
If you still remember him pass this on, if not join the majority and do
nothing