Shades of Jimmie

[jimi]

After a long night of making love this guy rolls over and was looking around, when he noticed a framed picture of another man on the night stand by the bed.



Naturally, the guy began to worry.



"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.




"Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.




"Is it your dad or your brother?" he said, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no!!!" she said.





"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the surgery."


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[Dave_Snelson]

Nice one!

Now whatever happened to Jimmie? (Kimmerised, possibly??)

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[Artie]

Nice one!

May I ask - What is the difference between fear and panic?



Fear is the first time you realise that you could not do it the second time.



Panic is the second time you realise you could not do it the first time.

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[ccscott49]

Believe me, you don't want her/him/it back!! Oh No! Please.

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