Sh!tting at anchor

jimi

jimi

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I find it really difficult to just sh!t there at anchor all day in the sun.

I am a man with man’s needs. Just sat there for more than 10 minutes in the sun is akin to Chinese water torture.

I need bogs to play with and unless I find some I start shaking apart, cleaning things and generally being more annoying than I am normally.

A bit of flatulence may liven things up for a while unless I see a big ugly turd (which may be my own reflection) coming towards me. Then it is time to get out.

A poopette may pass several second before I get bored of that.

I may be the only one like this but I really hate doing nothing.

(For anyone in the UK please ignore this post as it is unlikely you will ever get bored just sat in the sun for the 10 seconds a year it shines. You have got more exciting things to do like wipe with them big white things from the newstand)
 
O 'tis Jimi....

****tin' in the mornin' sun
He'll be ****tin' when the evenin' come
Watching the ****s roll in
And then I watch 'em roll away again, yeah

I'm sittin' on the deck all de day
Watching the poos roll away
Oooooooooooooooooooo, I'm just sittin' on the deck all de day
Wastin' time


;)
 
We always shout out....

TORPEDOS LOS!!!!

Just to warn the swimmers...



Works better with a Lavac.
 
jimi said:
I find it really difficult to just sh!t there at anchor all day in the sun.

I am a man with man’s needs. Just sat there for more than 10 minutes in the sun is akin to Chinese water torture.

I need bogs to play with and unless I find some I start shaking apart, cleaning things and generally being more annoying than I am normally.

A bit of flatulence may liven things up for a while unless I see a big ugly turd (which may be my own reflection) coming towards me. Then it is time to get out.

A poopette may pass several second before I get bored of that.

I may be the only one like this but I really hate doing nothing.

(For anyone in the UK please ignore this post as it is unlikely you will ever get bored just sat in the sun for the 10 seconds a year it shines. You have got more exciting things to do like wipe with them big white things from the newstand)
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Im s(h)itting at anchor off kupang in Indonesia with bugger all to do, just reading this nonsense as per usual, having read Nostro's post first........ Jimi you have a very sarcastic wit !
 
I've seen it done. A few years ago whilst at anchor in Vlikho Bay there was a scabby old Italian flagged ketch anchored in front of us. As we were sitting in the cockpit having breakfast one of the two elderly Italian "gentlemen" on board climbed down his boarding ladder in his purple velour sweatsuit, dropped his pants and sh@t straight into the sea. It put me right off my Weetabix.....
 
OK so we are on to ****ty stories.

Anchored in Burnham on Crouch about 25 years ago I was sleeping in the luxurious forepeak of my Hurley 22 Spindrift, the heads was beneath my bunk and the crew was in particularly urgent need of an evacuation, but he was too polite to wake me. As it was 5 am he felt that it was safe to take a dump over the pulpit into the river. In his rush to gain release what he had failed to spot, until the task was already well underway, was that the whole of the East Coast racing fleet was about to start a race to Ostend and that we were virtually on their start line.
 
Tony Cross said:
I've seen it done. A few years ago whilst at anchor in Vlikho Bay there was a scabby old Italian flagged ketch anchored in front of us. As we were sitting in the cockpit having breakfast one of the two elderly Italian "gentlemen" on board climbed down his boarding ladder in his purple velour sweatsuit, dropped his pants and sh@t straight into the sea. It put me right off my Weetabix.....
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Where's a swordfish when you need one?

Mike.
 
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