Sex and Travel

[capnsensible]

Well, following on from an indulgent tcm thread yesterday, I had a good idea. Alledgedly. Now its flat calm, 30 odd degrees with clear blue sky. So I suggested to my lovely wife that we take the company car (Rib) out for a bit of a spin and do sex at sea.
Well, I am sat at the computer now, so you can guess the response. Its still early though!!!!

 

[suse]

Is it WARM where you are? VERY important if you're using the company car.

S x

 

[Sans Bateau]

Have you explained to her what she might be missing!?

 

[capnsensible]

Its not warm Its red hot, not a breath of wind. Apart from my panting.
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[Twister_Ken]

Have you mentioned that if she's not game, you could always put a small ad in the local paper.

 

[AliM]

Why not suggest taking the rib for a spin, and do all the romantic stuff, then see if it leads anywhere? It may have seemed a bit cold-bloodied to plan it all like you describe. Try to pretend it was spontaneous.

 

[TiggerToo]

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... Try to pretend it was spontaneous.

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why all this pretence of spontaneity. What's wrong with good old fashioned foresight and planning.... /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif

 

[wingdiver]

Foresight and planning are best when it appears spontaneous in the eye of the object of your affection.
Or something like that.

 

[Twister_Ken]

Spontaneity? Who are you kidding. Blokes are always planning to have sex. Wives, girlfriends, passing strangers, knot holes, choir boys, the secretary, the Home Secretary...