Sea Lovers dating???

[Guest]

I would love to meet a nice chap who loves the sea as much as I do, any ideas where to find an agency specialising in motor boats?

any help is much appreciated...

Dee

 

[boatone]

Dont all rush chaps.......

An hour and a half since this was posted and no response........how times have changed....
Should I put a new piccy area on the MoBoChat gallery for this sort of thing?

MoBoChat Images and Profile Pics at www.arweb.co.uk/argallery/mobochat

 

[burgundyben]

Me.

30, engineer, project manger, purile sense of humour, drink too much, fart in bed, burp and pick my nose, honest, had enuff in rat race and leaving telecomms to buy a yacht brokerage, begining to wish my tag line was different....



......girls, girls, get back, please, one at a time......

 

[hlb]

Re: Haydn\'s Dating Agency!!

Now you've come to the right place.
Just need to fill in the form.

Size______________________
Hair colour_________________
Knocker size________________
Kids_______YES/NO
Can you tie knots____________
Any good with charts___________
Anything else that makes you feel you would be a good candidate.________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Feel free to use another lump of paper if needed.

No one can force me to come here-----------
----- I'm a Volunteer!!!

Haydn

 

[ToMo]

Re: You

Oh wow you really know how to sell yourself don't you!!!
<G>
TôMö

 

[burgundyben]

Re: Haydn\'s Dating Agency!!

Size__6ft 2ins____________________
Hair colour______brown___________
Knocker size__no knocker, have a door bell___________
Kids______NO
Can you tie knots______yep______
Any good with charts____yep_______
Anything else that makes you feel you would be a good candidate._______
___________some of us were born to greatness________________________________________________

does the hlb dating agency give away an agency burgee?

......girls, girls, get back, please, one at a time......

 

[hlb]

Re: Haydn\'s Dating Agency!!

Failed misserably.
Next contestant please.

No one can force me to come here-----------
----- I'm a Volunteer!!!

Haydn

 

[burgundyben]

Objection our honour.

on what grounds?

......girls, girls, get back, please, one at a time......

 

[hlb]

Re: Objection our honour.

The bloody door bell!!

No one can force me to come here-----------
----- I'm a Volunteer!!!

Haydn

 

[mtb]

Re:Ere this ought to be on the for sale thingy !!

A, she dont say what she is / aint,
B, what she,s got or not got .
C, if the swiss bank account comes with her
D, who's wife is she any way
E, how did the last poor sod cop it
F, how many cups of tea can she mange to make.
Nuff said
Mick
and no I dont want, well not unless she looks good in overalls painting me tug


http://homepage.ntlworld.com/boats
I want a big steel ex trawler / tug v / cheap or swap for tug

 

[DepSol]

My brothers YFS late 30s own business and loves boating cos hes always asking to come out on mine. Funny thing tho, he hasnt asked me in months, wonder why?

Dom


I just want my boat back in the water ;-(

 

[suzanne]

A serious answer to your query, ALL men are scum! Sorry guys but it has to be said, haven't met a nice one yet! Only 18 and have learnt that already, do what im doing and turn lesbian, its a lot easier.

And yes I am am have probs with a bloke!

Suzanne xXx

 

[mtb]

Re: dont do it

How can you talk about blokes like this after all your the one who fell in love with the bloke who just dumped you , so what do you expect .
Get out get a life get a new bloke
Mick
Sorry although the wooly jumper appeals to me I'm to old for ya

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/boats
I want a big steel ex trawler / tug v / cheap or swap for tug

 

[ianainge]

look in your your private messages.

 

[paulineb]

I have one you can borrow, although he has been well used

Pxx

 

[syd]

I think I'm a lesbian. I fancy women lots and could never kiss a bloke.

Syd

 

[sailbadthesinner]

'I want to meet a nice chap who loves the sea'

hahahahahaha
so you put that on THIS board
This is the stinkies board. They change their women more often than they change their oil.

You want a nice a raggie who will teach you to cook healed at 45 degrees.
Sailbadthesinner

Wants woman with boat
Send photo of boat

 

[mtb]

Re: oh dear !!, raggie not again

There you lot go again, telling people what to do .
No woman wants to be made to cook for the likes of you .
Mick

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/boats
I want a big steel ex trawler / tug v / cheap or swap for tug