Dave_Snelson
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Three guys in a pub, an Irishman, an Australian and a Scouser. The Australian looks over at a bloke sat on his own in the corner and then turns to his mates and says "He looks familiar, who is he?". The Irishman says "Begorrah - its Jesus Christ!" They all agree and then all go to the bar to buy Jesus a drink. The Irishman buys him a pint of Guinness and takes it over to him. Jesus thanks him and shakes the Irishman's hand. The Irishman exclaimes that his long standing arthritic elbow is miraculously cured.
The Australian buys Jesus a pint of Fosters and Jesus thanks him and shakes the Australian by the hand. The Ozzy exclaims that his bad back of many years has suddenly gone and he is delighted!!
The Scouser buys Jesus a pint of bitter but as Jesus reaches to shake his hand and thank him, the Scouser says "Eh, back off beard - I'm on invalidity benefits"
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The Australian buys Jesus a pint of Fosters and Jesus thanks him and shakes the Australian by the hand. The Ozzy exclaims that his bad back of many years has suddenly gone and he is delighted!!
The Scouser buys Jesus a pint of bitter but as Jesus reaches to shake his hand and thank him, the Scouser says "Eh, back off beard - I'm on invalidity benefits"
<hr width=100% size=1>Madoc Yacht Club
<A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.madocyachtclub.co.uk>http://www.madocyachtclub.co.uk</A>
