Scottish Keyboard

[Gunfleet]

Jimi tells me Claymore uses a special Scottish keyboard which translates all his straightforward English into Caledonian twaddle. Where can I get one? If the connections are reversed will Jimi and Para start talking sense?

 

[snowleopard]

if an infinite number of monkeys will eventually type the complete works of shakespeare, will an infinite number of haggises eventually type the works of rabbi burns?

 

[Sgeir]

EDIT This one wisnae for Snoeleppard.

Tried the bar in 'Ranza?

Bloody thou art; bloody will be thy end.
(Richard III 4.4.198)

 

[Gunfleet]

Oh yes. Been down that hill on a bicycle too! Zoooooooom!