Scotsmen with webbed feet

[catmandoo]

When the medium and high season is in full swing in the Mediteranean have a look at any adjacent boats with Scots on board directing your gaze to their bare feet .

You may find that they are adapting to climate change by developing webbed feet .

This was illustrated recently by their success in the Swimming events during the commonwealth Games

It also explains the hairy legs of Scotsmen similar to highland cattle which were specifically adapted in the open to wet weather over the thousands of years since the last ice age and also to the extinct mammoth which although adapted for rain could not cope with the ice age , man being a fairly recent incomer from the Middle East and the Mediterranean. /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

 

[baggypipes]

duno bout web feet or boats nearby bin told ill have plenty mooring room when i get to the med n start playing me pipes. 'PAY OR I PLAY' me boverd na, boverd pocket empty

 

[catmandoo]

Good Idea might take mine along too , havn't played for years though .

Relations with neighbours depends whether you are playing jigs ,marches ,airs or pibrochs

If you wear your kilt mozzies can fly up your leg so also might affect how you hold your chanter

 

[Parsonsheath]

Ooh you are naughty, but I doo like it!