Hirdsp
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>Cup Group game to dream of................
>
>Ronaldino goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his
>teammates looking a bit glum.
>
>"What's up?" he asks.
>
>"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know
>it's important but it's only Scotland. They're crap and we can't be bothered."
>
>Ronaldino looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by
>myself, you lads go down the pub."
>
>So Ronaldino goes out to play Scotland by himself and the rest of the
>Brazilian team go off for a few jars. After a few pints they wonder how
>the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A
>big cheer goes up as the screen reads: Brazil 1 - Scotland 0 (Ronaldino 10minutes).
>
>He's beating Scotland all by himself, anyway, a few more pints later
>and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time
>now, let's see how he got on." They put the teletext on.
>
>Result from the Stadium Brazil 1 (Ronaldino 10 minutes) - Scotland 1
>(Angus
>89 minutes).
>
>They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against Scotland!!
>
>They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldino. They find him
>in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands.
>
>He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."
>
>"Don't be daft, you got a draw against Scotland, all by yourself and
>they only scored at the very, very end!"
>
>"No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes."
>
>Ronaldino goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his
>teammates looking a bit glum.
>
>"What's up?" he asks.
>
>"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know
>it's important but it's only Scotland. They're crap and we can't be bothered."
>
>Ronaldino looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by
>myself, you lads go down the pub."
>
>So Ronaldino goes out to play Scotland by himself and the rest of the
>Brazilian team go off for a few jars. After a few pints they wonder how
>the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A
>big cheer goes up as the screen reads: Brazil 1 - Scotland 0 (Ronaldino 10minutes).
>
>He's beating Scotland all by himself, anyway, a few more pints later
>and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time
>now, let's see how he got on." They put the teletext on.
>
>Result from the Stadium Brazil 1 (Ronaldino 10 minutes) - Scotland 1
>(Angus
>89 minutes).
>
>They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against Scotland!!
>
>They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldino. They find him
>in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands.
>
>He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."
>
>"Don't be daft, you got a draw against Scotland, all by yourself and
>they only scored at the very, very end!"
>
>"No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes."