Scanadalous breach of IP by tcm ...

[ParaHandy]

whilst visiting the research labs of PH Inc we revealed our latest research project which was developing a mint crop sufficient for a continuous supply of mohito cocktails during a transatlantic crossing - no doubt the blaggarding black enamelled toe-rag took photographs of the design whilst my back was turned making him an egg & bacon sarnie.

Huh, but the scoundrel's efforts are in vain. for a genetically modified plant with true "grow & gulp" capability has been exclusively developed. Massey Ferguson Combine Harvesters have been granted an exclusive harvesting license although a machete will do at a pinch ...

 

[paddywackcocker]

Yes thats all well and good, but how much yeast do yer use

 

[ParaHandy]

you'll have seen the picture of stingo's greasy spoon breakfast - and the surreptitious mentions of home-made bread? Stoke them up with that and additional yeast should add obesity to ither dangers yer likely to meet in the atlantic?!!