Santa's girlie helpers

[paulineb]

Santa\'s girlie helpers

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known. ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.


Pxx

 

[hlb]

Re: Santa\'s girlie helpers

That explains the red nose then. Always crashing into things!!......./forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

Haydn

 

[ChrisP]

Re: Santa\'s girlie helpers

Should I mention Alderny via Jamaca

ChrisP ;o))))))

What do you mean the sea gull in front's walking !!!

 

[paulineb]

Re: Santa\'s girlie helpers

It was the scenic route !!! ooh you can be such an arsewipe Chrispy!

Pxx

 

[Divemaster1]

Oh dear.., Imagine Raindeer with monthly mood swings..

AHM

 

[ccscott49]

Re: Santa\'s girlie helpers

Now, that is one for the after dinner reptoire! Brilliant! But are they alaskan reindeer? I thought they were lapland ones, where father christmas lives, don't lets start confusing the kids and Haydn!

 

[Robin2]

Re: Santa\'s girlie helpers

So, is that a female one in your picture .... verrry prrettty !

 

[ccscott49]

Re: Santa\'s girlie helpers

Of course! I might be into beastiality, But I am not GAY!

 

[Johnjo]

Re: Santa\'s girlie helpers

"Only women could drag a fat arsed man around without getting lost"
I,ll have to remind the wife of that Christmas Eve on the way home
from the pub, cause I,ll never be able to do it on my own!

mike

 

[longjohnsilver]

Yes, I think you should!

Come on, tell all.

 

[paulineb]

Re: Yes, I think you should!

noooooooooooooo

Pxx