PCUK
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Sung to the tune "Santa's a Scotsman"
Link (http://soundcloud.com/santas-quest/santas-a-scotsman)
T'was Christmas in the Solent and my kid said to me, "just one question daddy, before I go to sleep. How will Santa find me? I said "over land and sea and foam, Santa will find you, because he's coming home!""
Don't You know?!
"Santa's a Yachtsman, spreading cheer and joy. He moved from Hamble to Lapland, following a port-hand buoy
Don't you know?!
Santa's a yachtsman, come on make a fuss - too much gin and sunburned skin, of course he one of us.
He only works one day a year and then he takes a break, a tankard full of Pusser's rum and a slab of Christmas cake, he likes a large fish supper and when he visits us tonight, he'll come in through the porthole cos' the funnel is too tight
Don't you know?!
Santa's a yachtsman, come on make a fuss - too much gin and sunburned skin, of course he one of us".
Merry Christmas one and all - Ho Ho Ho!
Link (http://soundcloud.com/santas-quest/santas-a-scotsman)
T'was Christmas in the Solent and my kid said to me, "just one question daddy, before I go to sleep. How will Santa find me? I said "over land and sea and foam, Santa will find you, because he's coming home!""
Don't You know?!
"Santa's a Yachtsman, spreading cheer and joy. He moved from Hamble to Lapland, following a port-hand buoy
Don't you know?!
Santa's a yachtsman, come on make a fuss - too much gin and sunburned skin, of course he one of us.
He only works one day a year and then he takes a break, a tankard full of Pusser's rum and a slab of Christmas cake, he likes a large fish supper and when he visits us tonight, he'll come in through the porthole cos' the funnel is too tight
Don't you know?!
Santa's a yachtsman, come on make a fuss - too much gin and sunburned skin, of course he one of us".
Merry Christmas one and all - Ho Ho Ho!
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