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Jonny Wilkinson goes into the England changing room to find all his team
mates looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks. "Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this
game. We know it's important but we've beaten South Africa, Wales and
France.... and, well let's be honest, it's only Australia. They're crap and
we can't be bothered".
Jonny looks at them and says "Well, the way I've been playing recently, I
reckon I can beat these by myself! So I tell you what, why don't you lads go
down the pub and leave the rest to me!"
So Jonny goes out to play Australia by himself and the rest of the England
team go off for a few jars.
After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the
landlord to put the TV on.
A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "England 7 - Australia 0
(Wilkinson - 10 minutes - Converted Try)".
He is beating Australia all by himself they snigger!
Anyway, the telly goes off and a few more pints later the game is forgotten
until someone remembers, "It must be full time now, let's see how Jonny got
on".
So they put the TV back on. "Result from the Stadium: England 7 (Wilkinson
10 minutes) - Australia 7 (Sailor 79 minutes)".
They can't believe it, Jonny has single-handedly got a draw against
Australia!!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him, but they find him in the
dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands. He
refuses to look at them.
"I've let you down, I've let you down." says Jonny.
"Don't be daft, you got a draw against Australia, all by yourself!... And
they only scored at the very, very end!" says the rest of the team.
No, No, I have" says Jonny, "I've let you down..... I got sent off after 12
minutes"
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mates looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks. "Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this
game. We know it's important but we've beaten South Africa, Wales and
France.... and, well let's be honest, it's only Australia. They're crap and
we can't be bothered".
Jonny looks at them and says "Well, the way I've been playing recently, I
reckon I can beat these by myself! So I tell you what, why don't you lads go
down the pub and leave the rest to me!"
So Jonny goes out to play Australia by himself and the rest of the England
team go off for a few jars.
After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the
landlord to put the TV on.
A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "England 7 - Australia 0
(Wilkinson - 10 minutes - Converted Try)".
He is beating Australia all by himself they snigger!
Anyway, the telly goes off and a few more pints later the game is forgotten
until someone remembers, "It must be full time now, let's see how Jonny got
on".
So they put the TV back on. "Result from the Stadium: England 7 (Wilkinson
10 minutes) - Australia 7 (Sailor 79 minutes)".
They can't believe it, Jonny has single-handedly got a draw against
Australia!!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him, but they find him in the
dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands. He
refuses to look at them.
"I've let you down, I've let you down." says Jonny.
"Don't be daft, you got a draw against Australia, all by yourself!... And
they only scored at the very, very end!" says the rest of the team.
No, No, I have" says Jonny, "I've let you down..... I got sent off after 12
minutes"
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