Roll Up, Roll Up, Caption Competition

[jetwake]

Skipper of Mobo: "Now, Number one, how many of these surfer chaps do you suppose are scared of sharks?"

First mate: "er, I'm not sure sir, how many?"

Skipper: (with a grin) "Just the slowest one, Number One, just the slowest one!"

 

[deuc02]

UKBA still boarding boats after losing their high speed ribs in the latest round of Government spending cuts

 

[Mudisox]

Surfers challenge RCC world record for Sunflower.

 

[LONG_KEELER]

Net closing in on Mobo who asked for a 50/50 Red Diesel split in August !

 

[Clyde_Wanderer]

British navy protects a boats from pirate attack!

 

[Lakesailor]

Moderately poor taste lakey, that's the surfer's equivalent of a memorial service.

Only moderate? Sheesh, I thought I'd get better than that.