capnsensible
Well-Known Member
Earlier this year, my oppo Mr. C was shot in his starboard leg whilst interrupting a robber on his yacht. Anchored in a small West Indian island.
Blood and pain ensued.
Last week, in another, larger, West Indian island, he was boarded again, in a marina. Very unimpressed to wake up to find a knife weilding tea leaf in his saloon. Mr C grabs handy fish filleting knife, engages in discussion, stabs robber in starboard leg.
Robber departs, leaking.
POlice and security called. Rapidly, next day, POlice turn up, take red evidence and alert Doctors Island wide, congratulate (yes) victim.
Couple of days later, leaky robber turns up at hospital with bit of fish filleting knife in leg.
'You are nicked,mon'
Result.
Blood and pain ensued.
Last week, in another, larger, West Indian island, he was boarded again, in a marina. Very unimpressed to wake up to find a knife weilding tea leaf in his saloon. Mr C grabs handy fish filleting knife, engages in discussion, stabs robber in starboard leg.
Robber departs, leaking.
POlice and security called. Rapidly, next day, POlice turn up, take red evidence and alert Doctors Island wide, congratulate (yes) victim.
Couple of days later, leaky robber turns up at hospital with bit of fish filleting knife in leg.
'You are nicked,mon'
Result.
