Rescued by your watch

[rich]

on page 93 of june mbm,a watch that sends a distress alert, what happens if you forget your wearing it and go for a swim?????????

rich )

 

[Col]

........Or a bath, just think. Sea King hovering over Carshalton semi.

 

[Guest]

Just tell the neighbours you thought minicabs were a bit passe

 

[Col]

'sept I don't live in Carshalton.

 

[Guest]

S'not a very good rescue watch, is it then? Wot's the use of falling in off Cowes, if the bloody thing sends the lifeboat to a semi in Carshalton?