Report from East Midlands - Fairlines are white

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Well actually I had avery pleasant day in Corby or Oundle or wherever it was. It was quite an interesting tour, and very sunny

We were taken to the new Nene Valley place where they do Squaddies and the first few phantom 50s. The moulding shop was rather tidy I mean very clean and bright and force-ventilated and no gobby bits of resin and mat anywhere. Even they admitted it was dodgy a few years back, they have come a long way. Basic process is primitive of course, lots of bods with b+q rollers. All done by hand, gelcoat brushed not sprayed etc. But much careful process engineering in sight

The first Squad 74 hull was in there laid up, still curing in mould (or more like, let's leave it in cuz we have no friggin place to put it if we take it out). It had 5 vertical oval shape windows in the side of the hull each side bit like that big azimut 70

Shock horror they just decided they will no longer make blue hulls. They say it's too hard. All phantoms now white, they seemed not quite sure on the smalller targas they thought competitive pressure might cause them still to offer blue. I complained like hell to the sales bod, CEO and Manuf director, I said cannot possibly buy a non-blue fairline but they didn't seem too bother cuz their order book stretches a long way. Come the next recession and I'll order blue (except er I wont have any dosh in a recession dang).

Apparently each boat now comes with a custom DTPed owners manual with instructions and digi pics of that particular boat and the nav gear fitted to it. I asked if one could have it as a pdf but they looked blank and said they can supply a gps if that would help

Matt you hit the mark, the Squad 52 is about to be canned when the last few are finished. Also yes all the handtools were 240 they haven't heard of 110 yet. Several workers had vandergraf generator hairdos so I spose self administered ECT was a common occurence.

All the workers are in teams kind of like Volvo Kalmar but simpler. The bonus system is one for all all for one, within the team. So if the team pulls together and works fast they all get a bonus, the same bonus. And if someone in the team screws up and slows the job they all lose their bonuses that week. One guy I spoke to had apparently scratched the gloss cherry side board as he walked thru with his circular saw and it all had to be replaced by the team. He had his arm in a sling 5 front teeth missing crutches and gashes to both eyes. He said he got mugged by 4 blokes in balaclavas walking home from the pub in the dark anyway I'm sure there's no connection at all there.

Overall it was kind of like your garage. Bigger but the same idea, lots of jigsaws and sanders plugged in and lying around, ghetto blaster with paint spills but still working ok, everything done by hand. The workforce seemed genuinely nice guys, I strayed away from the tour guide often and they were happy to stop and talk about what they were doing, very interested in the product.

No girls in thongs. Or Edinburgh Woolen Mill suits. Almost no girls at all in fact.

They showed their new promo vid, they just commissioned it and will be running it on cable business TV then shipped it to the worldwide dealer network. They said it is just back from the editors, cost a bomb, has interview with the CEO saying things like "world class" etc. Thing is, it was full of navy phantoms and targas..... doh!

I said their website was crap needed update they agreed, working on it. Apparently it gets 45000 hits/day in the 4 summer months and they send out 700 brochures a month

Last point, don't go near that place without a geodesy (aka Morph). The A roads are great but its littered with Truvelo cameras (measure speed by your tyres hitting strips in the road then photo the front of your car with infra red, normal radar detectors cannot warn you about them). I passed about 6 and would have 18 points 500 quid fine and a 12 month ban in the mail if not for Geodesy

Anyway they gave me a jolly nice decanter and whisky glasses (er... with a fairline logo) and roast beef yorkshire pudding lunch and some new velcro to reattach our falling down headlining so they were jolly nice even though we didn't order a boat. I took a few U cert digi pics of the interesting bits but I cant post them on here due to pornography regulations
 
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I never got lunch, or a decanter, or a video show!

But anyway, I'm pleased that the only other F visitor I know of also thinks that it's a bit like his/my garage would be if I started lashing together boats and threw a few quid at the 240v power tools dept so you could just find one anywhere lying around. But the investment in er umm well, big sheds in the East Midlands must be erm well fairly cheap actually...

Anyway, have you not ordered one of these, jfm? I thought they only took you around after your valued order? I did not even get so much as a cup of tea before signing up! However, after I ordered it entirely changed and they got me a er cup of tea.

Did they do the "I bet you never thought that it was like this" at you? Perhaps they've stopped. "I bet you never thought it was like this!" they said to me. Well, sort of productiony people lashing about complaining about the drawings, and half-built boats, yes I did really. It sounds like you went to the NEW new place, whereas I just went to the new place in Corby. Oundle or wherever must be an utter dump and perhaps is in fact ...someone's garage.

I am allowed to go to some eytie factory in wherever, and may go along to have a laugh/be impressed, or simply not go at all and leave the whole boatbuilding process nicely shrouded in bullshit ahem mystery.

Anyway, sounds a fun day out, and I;m sure that Colin will be v pleased with the new barbecue, carpet, engines, guardrails, covers, dashboard, mattresses, curtains, varnish, props cushions and esp the period "I'm backing Britain" decals that you got for him???
 
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Like i've said before on this forum, even the dealers call it the Fairline museum!

Still, we'd compain even more if was all high tech, robotised etc, like, er, Bayliner.

Pete
 
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Nope most definitely did not order. But did a good job of looking like I might, asked much detail as to price and spec of squaddie 58 (which is quite nice really) and with much-practised totally fake blaseness didn't flinch when he said (a) just above a mill including "the dreaded" or (b) just under if I pay cash in hand no receipt guv or deliver in Jersey.

And of course I was very "wow!" complimentary about their new shed (it was indeed a corrug steel chocolate brown shed, actually two side by side)

Yep that was it, a decanter + two whiskey glasses all with Fairline logo etched in a presentation box was mine for the above mentioned niceties!!

Go for it, take the trip to Ital yard when yours is about halfway thru the internal fit out. Wear a black suit, black shades, book a darkened glass S500 stretch to take you there from the airport and communicate in monosyllables, and those boat build bods will reveal all to you about the mystery of boatbuilding or just bullshit in Italian. Anyway wd feel more comfortable seeing it in the flesh before the November installment no? Or do you have to pay while it's still in 45gallon drums?

Ciao
 
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A boaty sales chap says that s600 man (or 500 if rental) flicks ash about the office and offers to pay for new carpet.

I failed to follow the rules, hence no glasses for me. I may indeed go to ital yard or - wait for it -get someone else to do it for me! Wow! "Mr S won't like this, I'm afraid. No, Mr S won't like that either...." What a fab reputation, only prob being not being anywhere near.

Ooer I have no intention of doubting that they'll turn up with a boat on June 10th. It's in the contract! Once, I hear, they failed, and they chartered another boat for the customer till his arrived. Indeed, if I doubt them, if I give them no reespect, ....horse head on pillow, sunglasses thru side of head, kapisch?
 
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