Red Ken ... (boaty, almostly) ..

[ParaHandy]

Now that Livingstone's fining anybody £50 for feeding the birds, the hungry little b*ggers are off to portsmuff .... whilst scraping their cr*p off the foredeck a pal in the boat next door asked if it was always like this. No, i replied, its getting too late for them. 30 minutes later and the entire rigging was full of 'em ...

surely whatever tree with blackberry type fruit on it must be finished by now ... ?

the helpful old QHM is instigating voluntary harbour patrols -- see at
http://www.qhmportsmouth.com/PF_WEB/vhp.htm
hopefully position of shotgun rider is included ... ? (useful to bump off self important pr*cks wanting to impose their own PC'ness which the beady eye of QHM might have missed in his vetting process)


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[ParaHandy]

Re: VHP .....

... QHM might like to cast his patrols up into the port and perhaps help to deter some of the petty theft from boats at moorings ... ??

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[dulcibella]

How did they manage to change from feral pigeons into starlings on the way from Trafalgar Square to Portsmouth? Eating too much GM birdseed?

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[ParaHandy]

that's quite simple, really ... there are more starlings in T sq than pigeons .. just that in the crapping over K livingstone stakes, the pigeons win hands down or shouldn't that be hands up ...

herewith transcript from goon show 1954 by spike milligan
http://www.thegoonshow.co.uk/scripts/thestarlings.htm


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