Recommendation for a personal jimi

[ChrisE]

I have a need for a small, annoying, scot, to keep intruders away from the boat, can anyone recommend a good make?

TIA

 

[sarabande]

Could you not just hang a kilt out to dry on the taffrail ?

 

[claymore]

Robertsons used to do one...I think they stopped production some time ago.

 

[ChrisE]

Could I use you as an altenative, a big, annoying scot?

 

[sailbadthesinner]

Howsabout this one?
not as good as real jimi but very good

 

[ChrisE]

Nah, no where near ugly enough...

 

[moodycruiser]

Not small, not scot, but this may do the trick

 

[ChrisE]

It might do if I could see it...

Get an 'Error on page' perhaps that's what I need a page in error....

 

[moodycruiser]

you need flash player installed, get it here

 

[jimi]

Re: Recommendation for a personable jimi

may I offer my services, sir?

 

[ChrisE]

Re: Recommendation for a personable jimi

Ah just the chap I was thinking of. Now, what are your rates?

 

[jimi]

Re: Recommendation for a personable jimi

£55/hr unshaved, £70/hr washed and shaved.

 

[ChrisE]

Re: Recommendation for a personable jimi

I'll take a pound of unshaved, keep the change, young man.

 

[Heigaro]

[ QUOTE ]
I have a need for a small, annoying, scot, to keep intruders away from the boat, can anyone recommend a good make?

[/ QUOTE ]

I hear that John Reid is available at the moment.

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[bilbobaggins]

Could I audition for the position, please, ye great, steamin', glaikit, corrie-fistit', spindly-leggit' numptie? Sir?

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[ChrisE]

No hawkers, spitters or astro navigators may apply.

 

[bilbobaggins]

Haw, hey! That's awful! Discrimination, so it is....

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[Twister_Ken]

John Reid maybe available, but Ian McCartney would be more effective.