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pvb

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Choice clientele...

This stuff obviously appeals to a select and choice clientele, judging by some of the comments posted on the site...

<ul type="square"> " Matt and me got ourselves into a spot of bother at a dodgy nightclub in Southend a couple of weeks back..."

" Reflections later however convinced me that dancing with a bottle in your mouth is certainly far from clever..."

" Some hours later the dawn broke and I was wrapped around a tree, tongue as dry as a witches teat and face imprinted with bark effect..."

" To cut a long story short, after asking the girl for one 'slippery nipple,' an 'erection' and two 'orgasms' I can't remember what happened next..."

" After the previous night I had shrewdly put all my belongings in the top of cupboards. Good plan, as it was Matt's turn to water the carpet in three different locations..." [/list]

Some of us have led very sheltered lives!
 

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Going on some posts of the last few days, I doubt if there any brain cells left !

Or perhaps he's just got a large dose of SAD
 
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