Question for married men

[FergusM]

You all saw your mothers make your fathers' lives a misery. Why did one or more of:

a) a pair of long and shapely legs
b) a pair of gorgeous t*ts
c) a pair of Garbo eyes

make you think it would be any different for you?

 

[FlyingSpud]

It isn’t the wife that does for you, it’s the patter of tiny feet

 

[snowleopard]

Have you stopped beating your wife?

 

[LadyInBed]

What's up, wouldn't she let you go to the boat this w/e?

 

[catmandoo]

According to one columnist Charlie married hs Nanny

 

[kingfisher]

The best advice someone gave me:
"sometimes it is best not to think too much". You'll never be 100% certain. For men, I'd guess is just considering thinking about a commitment is a close as we are ever going to get to a shure thing.

Apparently women can spot the father of their child from the first impression.

 

[jac]

Well I saw mine in an old Javelin jacket saying she liked Contessa 32s because they went so well to windward in a blow and never looked back.

Odd she's not so keen on Contessa 32s now - wants something bigger - sigh.

 

[Peppermint]

Re: All cross gender relationships are

"the triumph of hope over experience". More fences to get over than the Grand National.

I was a child bride(groom). Thirty years I've done without parole.
So I can't remember what caused it all. The next hurdle is if she turns into her mother. I couldn't stand the woman.