Proposal to cruise in total discomfort to N Rona

[Ohdrat]

There will be no supermarkets or booze available, Sea monsters, and Maelstrom whirlpools will add interest along with the burnt our remains of Fabian.

N Atlantic Swell guaranteed to induce sea sickness.

There will also be navigational hazards to overcome such as semi submerged containers to add dents and unmarked kreels to foul all stern gear.

Skippers must be certified lunatics and crew should be diagnosed as psychopaths.

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[Rowana]

Sounds like a fun trip! When do you propose to go? Just in time for the autumn gales in order to get maximum benefit, I suggest.

How many takers do you envisage?

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[jimi]

weel lass take a rubber ring, its comfortable tae sit on an' ye can use it if yer craft sinks

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[Ohdrat]

I agree we should wait for the Autumn Gales to really get going.. I was also going to stipulate that boats should really be open boats of not more than 18 feet

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[Aja]

Count me in!
We have only made South Rona this season. Is North Rona much farther?

Proposal. Leave Kyles on friday night, return sunday afternoon. Got to be back for my tea or wifie will get upset.

I can take three. Experience not neccessary, this should be a gentle cruise in company, anyone got preference for sandwiches?

Donald

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[claymore]

I'm really inspired to sign up for this venture and suggest that you get it on the statute books before it gets swallowed up by the monstrous
ChayCliparound theearBlythes rapidly expanding empire.
I suggest that we have a specific kit list and would expect to see Dunlop Magisters as the standard footwear, canvas mid calf length shorts, a string vest, smelly, paint covered smock and a daft woolly hat.
I think we should all be made to smoke pipes and I would ask that Mirelle is paid to lead the whole shoot.
On these conditions, I'm yer man.

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Claymore
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[claymore]

I'd like Pemmican and Brown sauce sandwiches - on stale bread without butter - oh and I could do a cauli coulis dribbled on a bed of kelp with dogfish eyes wellington.

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Claymore
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[Aja]

Bit of a problem getting the dried caribou jerky. Next door's dug has just died, would that do?

Donald

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[claymore]

Aye - it wiz a dug then, no a bitch - we widnae want the team tae be getting strange ideas whilst we're oot there.

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Claymore
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[jimi]

if its wee Rover thats deid
he wullnae want his lead
sae bile it up
wi' some ketchup
an gie it ta Claysie as pemmican insteid

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[Ohdrat]

Re: Kit

This kit seems wholly appropriate.. may I add a chest wig and stick on chin stubble?

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[Aja]

Re: Kit

You havn't met Claysie?



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[Ohdrat]

I think some Pickled eggs and onions will do me.. maybe Claysie could Pickle some caulis too?

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[Aja]

Right. But is it no' a strange enuff thocht goin oot in the furst place?

Wifie has just pointed oot where the damned rock is!

I'm, er, kinda busy jist noo. The peats are due to be cut........ I canna really leave the croft...

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[jimi]

Caulie & cheese
wafts in the breeze
is that I wonder
the sound of thunder
or just wee Donnie blowin' doon the trees?

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[Ohdrat]

Re: Kit

NO .. but what I meant is that I will need them!

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[Aja]

Whistlins' fine for a zephyr
Cauli's good, brocoli's better
Some say noodles, some say cheese
Beans are best to catch that breeze

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[Rowana]

Beans, Beans, The musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot.

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[Aja]

Nah, Nah...

Beans, beans are good for the heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel
Eat beans with every meal

Anon

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[claymore]

Pardon me if I was rude
It came right frae ra heart
And had it come th'ither way
It wid hef bin a fairt

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Claymore
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