Proof: Girls are evil

[jointventureII]

Was sent this email by a mate...

Girls require time and money:

Girls = Time x Money

and we all know... Time = money

So can deduce that:

Girls = Money²

And also, money is the root of all evil:
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Money = -/Evil

So money² = Evil.... and Girls are therefore Evil!

 

[DepSol]

Thats just Jersey girls mate. They just want your babies so they can live on benefit!

 

[Piers]

So why do so many Guernsey lads marry Jersey gals?

 

[jointventureII]

Haha, that may well be the case. However having lived in Norwich, I can definately say girls here are no better in terms of evilness....

 

[DepSol]

Have you never heard of the Jafia ?

Shotgun weddings literally!

 

[npf1]

you could easily apply the same formula to boats. mmmmmm

 

[mainshiptom]

Watch out talking about my boat like that ! My Swmbo talks about my boat like that and I get very upset !

Tom

 

[paulineb]

but women today have their own time and money ................... so back to the drawing board xx

 

[jointventureII]

Ah its still true methinks