coliholic
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SWMBO's birthday is fast approaching and I have in mind to buy her something really special. For her boat. Tee Hee.
Thought about a good scrub down for her bottom, or getting her well oiled, or cleaning out her tubes to make her go a bit faster, but all these seem more like normal maintenance jobs. Then thought of something to make her look really pretty. So ordered one of Haydn's burgees, but that seems a bit mean, just one little pressie.
Then had the bright idea of asking you lot.
So what's the best pressie you've ever bought your favourite female?
Thought about a good scrub down for her bottom, or getting her well oiled, or cleaning out her tubes to make her go a bit faster, but all these seem more like normal maintenance jobs. Then thought of something to make her look really pretty. So ordered one of Haydn's burgees, but that seems a bit mean, just one little pressie.
Then had the bright idea of asking you lot.
So what's the best pressie you've ever bought your favourite female?