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After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough, as
they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and
told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix
the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home,
get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his
ear and count to 10.
The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world,
but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going
to help me."
"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can
up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused,
placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his
other hand.
This procedure also works in Birmingham, Newcastle and anywhere in Wales.
<hr width=100% size=1>Jim
Draco 2500
they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and
told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix
the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home,
get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his
ear and count to 10.
The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world,
but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going
to help me."
"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can
up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused,
placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his
other hand.
This procedure also works in Birmingham, Newcastle and anywhere in Wales.
<hr width=100% size=1>Jim
Draco 2500
