Position Vacant

[BrianJ]

Nominations are now being accepted from contributors of this BB for the psition of GG of OZ.....
Qualifications .. well no a lot , but you have to have been a " regular" poster here, drink a bit,be a good bloke,remember the words to "Advance OZ Fair" and upset the Poms on every occasion that presents itself.. like boasting about the Cricket or something like that.
Nice house provided, car,servants , all the ususal perks.
If you want to nominate youself OK , just tell me in 10 words or less why you should get the job.
BrianJ


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[oldsaltoz]

G'day Brian,

I herby nominate me............

I'm a regular poster, drink a lot, not a bit, am a great bloke, my home is girt by sea, love stirring Poms & Scots, and the Irish, and kiwis, have the best cricketers, swimmers, etc, etc, etc.

sorry not possible in ten words.

PS I will even wear my special dress thongs, blue singlet and black stubby shorts if it's a formal turn out, oh and do I have to bring the wife?





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[oldsaltoz]

Or could this be just another Pomey B*****d wind up...............



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[oldsaltoz]

Think I will just duck out now.



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[jollyjacktar]

Brian, recruit a KIWI they are good at everything

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[Ohdrat]

Re:be a good bloke...

Well as far as I can see it would be far more appropriate given the circumstances to appoint a woman.. oooh and remind me why do you need a blomin' guv gen?

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[craigbalsillie]

would it not be best to have a West Indian chap...

He could get stuck into everyone about Cricket at the moment...!!


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[BrianJ]

OK so far its yours.. I wanna be the bloke who goes with you to official functions...( and gets p one 5 5 ed) but what colour thongs do you have .. we would both have to have the same.. mine are blue and a a bit worn ,.
Your first job is to banish that Pommie B who suggested A BLOODY WOMAN.. DONT HE KNOW WE ONLY HAVE SHEILAS HERE .. AND AS FOR NOMINATING A KIWI.. SHIT , THEY OWN BONDI AT PRESENT, but they aint getting the rest of the country
Brian J

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[Twister_Ken]

Up fr\'it

Bruce,

Ok, I'll give'r a go.

Me qualies? Milk monitor at school; fine barbequeuer; got a hat and could find some corks; been known to knock the top off the odd stubbie; pair of jandals (seen better dayz); know a lot about cultcha (is that how she's spealt?); can shake hands with toffs as long as I doan have ter do it too often; thought "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" was terrible slur on ozmanhood, and the woofters that made it should have been thrashed with a stock whip; know one end of a boat from the other - ditto Landcruisers; reckon Holdens corner like a dog on lino; believe there are two kinds of bush - you can prove your manhood in either but I know which one I'd choose; don't like sherry; bloody glad to see the Kiwis lose the auld mug even if it was to a bunch of pacifist muesli-eating cuckoo clock manufacturers; reckon Paul Hogan is the world's greatest actor - ever; would insist that the ladies went back to wearing elbow length white gloves when out of the house and yellow rubber ones inside. Oh, and if you wanna invade NZ, I'm yer man.

Presumably QuaintArse airways will be sending me a complement, complimantarr, compplimental, free first class ticket - with a stopover for a few days in Bangkok. When do I start, and what's the money like?

G'day

PS, No worries, no one else knows about you and that choir boy.

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[jamesjermain]

Please find below a synopsis of my political/social philosophy.

Sheep sheerers are sissies
Warne's a junky
Bring back the Empire.

(Sorry - 11 words)

Do I get the job

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[trev]

Owmuchizitpayin ?

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[oldharry]

Reckon I qualify - I'm a regular poser .....!

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[Mirelle]

Warne dunnit. The Dingo was Innocent. XXXX is Gnat's Piss?

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[Martin_Billings]

I used to like your cricket commentaries; wondered where you'd ended up.

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[Ohdrat]

I nominate Madge off Neighbours.. you export that shite so you can 'av it back../forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

oh and I aint no Pomme so you can stick it where the sun don't shine/forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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