Posing or dressing the part?

pjs100

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Sunday saw an "upmasting" ceremony at our marina by the local yacht club. The congregation of yachty folk descended to perform their springtime rite.

Although not mainly marina people they were quite happy to raft up alongside our high fee paying boats and monopolise the place for the day.

It's really the first time I've had the opportunity to observe such a gaggle at close range, rather a David Attenborough experience. You could obviously see a number of dominant males posturing on the upper works whilst a good number of females attempted to asssimilate. Many of the ladies and some men had bought brand new rigger boots and overalls for the occasion.

A few had obviously invested in matching accessories to include a heavy leather belt and pouch which must contain the mysterious tools of the raggy's trade.

In most cases I think the women looked a lot sharper than the men; especially those with knives strapped to their side who strode purposefully around hailing in loud voices whilst waiting their turn for the crane. I suppose they must have liked the novelty of the more convenient pontoons with loos and as all tourists were making the most of a cheap day out.

We were treated to a party piece to end the day when a remasted yacht crew got out the bosun's chair and gave an accomplished exhibition of mast climbing with must tugging and shouting.

As my raggy pontoon neighbour, a generally good sort and distance cruiser said, "you'd think they would have sorted that before they put the stick up "

All in all an interesting day for those of us who appreciate the absurdities of life.
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Although not mainly marina people they were quite happy to raft up alongside our high fee paying boats and monopolise the place for the day.

It's really the first time I've had the opportunity to observe such a gaggle at close range, rather a David Attenborough experience.

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Exactly! We must keep these bloomin Oiks out of our harbours. After all they haven't paid nearly as much to use the coast as we have, they really are Bolshevik bloodsuckers. Can't they stick to the North, West or East coasts (assuming there are such things - there must be, we are an island after all - but not too close to London, of course!)?
 
I have a neighbour who can't even use a wheelnut wrench on his car... He was out there on Sunday supervising his nother in law putting together garden furniture, and wearing RIGGER BOOTS....

A$$ole
 
More posers

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It would have completely gone over my head - I didn't know there were such things!
 
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Stolen from Emmerdale!!

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Phew, not the only sad [--word removed--] who thought that too /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
 
How distressing this must have been...especially if they were not paying handsomely for the privilege of erecting their masts at a marina. Anyone heading up the Thames can raise and lift their mast at Gravesend sailing Club mast crane with it's brand new winch. Wearing anything they like..except Y-fronts.. we have someone who tends to do that already!!
As to dressing the part..I yearn for the day when I can sail in immaculate whites ala Jude Law in the Talented Mr Ripley..expect when they have managed to remove ALL the mud from the Thames.
 
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Wearing anything they like..except Y-fronts.. we have someone who tends to do that already!!


[/ QUOTE ] Is this a special technique for mast-stepping? Are they worn over the white flannels or instead of? Would it work anywhere in the country?
 
so since im now a proud motor boat owner i cant rush out & buy all the matching bright red/blue/yellow/ blue musto gear then????

im rather devastated!!!!!! its the only reason i agreed to buy the thing in the first place, quite fancied looking like a part of the americas cup team as i swan around the pubs on poole harbour /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
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so since im now a proud motor boat owner i cant rush out & buy all the matching bright red/blue/yellow/ blue musto gear then????

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But wont you now need a blazer with brass buttons, designer chinos + shoes, oh and a cap with gold braid! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
Sorry that was last years fashion..you have to keep up.Even the leather deckshoes with a cord around the outside are now passe...
As to Y-fronts...well I have no idea as to the intention... I haven't worn any for years!!
 
Alpacas, you surprise me; I didn't think Cumbrian mountain men had such sophisticated tastes. Are you a rigger boot man or inclined to wellies like everybody else?

I'm uncertain and find myself drawn to a pair of Dubarrys; the best both worlds don't you think?
JJTOP
 
Not in the habit of airing my choice of undergarments on public forums....just said Y's were old hat....not what I replaced them with..
Not averse to a curry in my time, but usually not afloat....its doesn't go with the caviar and champagne....sorry meant lumpfish roe and Cava...well my first boat was bucket and chuck it so I used to just hang over the side in the mode of the best dinghy sailors...now curry then could have been a disaster...
 
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