Poo poo & wee wee

[byron]

For those of you coming to Ashmount by car please bear in mind there's no toilet facilities. Men can of course go behind a bush for a tiddle but ladies quite rightly will not wish to do so especially with Brayman following them.
So! pack a Porta-potti in your boot if coming by car.

 

[No Regrets]

[voice from behind shrubbery] Have you got any paper? [/voice from behind shrubbery] /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif


/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Invites onto my humble craft are postponed for that particular weekend, bearing in ind the humble holding tank a Porta potti affords. /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Thanks for the warning! /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

 

[byron]

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[voice from behind shrubbery] Have you got any paper? [/voice from behind shrubbery] /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif


/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Invites onto my humble craft are postponed for that particular weekend, bearing in ind the humble holding tank a Porta potti affords. /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Thanks for the warning! /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

NO NO NO. You have got it wrong, it goes...
Voice behind the shrubbery "have you go any paper"
Voice of husband "No! If you really must wrap it up and take it home I will get some for you"