Politically Correct Alphabet

[davel]

Following on from YM's April Fool stunt, can we construct a replacement for the current phonetic alphabet based on PC principles?

I'll start with A - Average (Alpha is just so neanderthal)

 

[Deleted member 478]

B - Bureaucrat because we're surrounded by them

 

[Deleted member 478]

C - Correct because it is Politically Correct

 

[Rabbie]

D - a Drunk who is "alcohol-enabled."

 

[MarkGrubb]

E - European, that way they can't complain.

 

[MarkGrubb]

F - French, so they don't do a last minute vito.

 

[Heigaro]

E - Eh? Pro word for "Say again". /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif Dammit, too late again. Hmm, not bad D - Dammit.

 

[Deleted member 478]

F - Faark, because that other similar sounding word is rude.

 

[davel]

G - Spot 'cos boating is for pleasure

 

[boatmike]

Er.... Gonad ?

oops edit ... didn't mean you...

 

[Deleted member 478]

H - elf 'n safety - do I need to say any more?

 

[PuffTheMagicDragon]

I - pronounced 'AYE!'. A word essential to every SWMO's vocabulary.

 

[KINGFISHER 9]

I for Novello.

 

[benjenbav]

J for Juno-esque.




I think I may need re-education

 

[PuffTheMagicDragon]

K - rist!! That was close!

 

[stevebrassett]

L is just "L" - usually preceded by "Bl**dy".

 

[johnalison]

M for Merde; to please the French

 

[Norman_E]

M for Motherf*cker (Specially for Americans)

 

[Dyflin]

N for Neutral (well we can't take sides now can we?!)

 

[blackbeard]

O for Zealous (see under B for Bureaucrat)