Poerty Appreciation Society

[jimi]

Hat do you think of this?

On life’s vast ocean diversely we sail,
Reason the card, but passion is the gale;
Nor God alone in the still calm we find,
He mounts the storm, and walks upon the wind.

 

[iangrant]

Ooooohhh it flows so well, Are you related to the baird after all? or prehaps Ernie Wise?

Ian

 

[jimi]

Phukin Philistine!

 

[iangrant]

Bitch -
How 'bout doin a bit of painting, or prehaps ballet, or actin type stuff..?

 

[jimi]

listen matey they above was penned by A Pope and there you are daring to criticise!

 

[tcm]

On life’s vast ocean diversely we sail,
yes! another crap poem by jimi - on ale?
He's a passionate salior and would love to write
but his verse (like his boat) is full of old shite.

 

[iangrant]

Blimey - I thought it was yer own work.. if I'd have known well ... anyhow about the paintin thing, 'ow 'bout if we cut one of yer ears off.....

 

[boatmike]

The wee laddie Jimi can noo make a rhyme,
Hes nae kind'a poet ah say
He's heads up his a****hole for much o'th time,
An he's still talkin rubbish t'day.

If ye'r wantin a poem then come tae the bard,
Not a wee daftie toss pot like heim
Fer he cana be nice tho it's terribly hard
An hel soon get a stuffing from Kim....

 

[Sgeir]

Oi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought this thread was supposed to be NP!

 

[Gunfleet]

Boy Cornwallis - complete

The boy stood on the burning deck, eating Jacob's crackers

 

[Nickel]

What's poerty?

 

[PhilF]

and wasn't Hat married to Eric Sykes

 

[Joe_Cole]

I think he meant "Potery" /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

 

[Sgeir]

Nup. He really does mean Poerty Appreciation Society

 

[bobfrost]

'and wasn't Hat married to Eric Sykes'



Hat played Sykes' sister.

I believe she was actually married to John le Mesurier of Dad's Army fame.

 

[longjohnsadler]

Anyone who rhymes 'find' with 'wind' should be cannonised.
Repeatedly.

Much better:
It is a beauteous evening calm and free
The holy time is quiet as a nun,
Breathless with adoration; the broad sun
Is sinking down in its tranquility;
The gentleness of heaven is on the sea:
Listen! The mighty Being is awake,
And doth with his eternal motion make
A sound like thunder - everlastingly!

 

[PhilF]

silly boy

 

[mirabriani]

Should be "stupid boy"

Briani

 

[Sgeir]

WW1

Dear Child! dear Girl! that walkest with me here,
If thou appear untouched by solemn thought,
Thy nature is not therefore less divine:
Thou liest in Abraham's bosom all the year;
And worship'st at the Temple's inner shrine,
God being with thee when we know it not.

 

[jimi]

Re: WW1

This Sea that bares her bosom to the moon;
The Winds that will be howling at all hours
And are up-gathered now like sleeping flowers;
For this, for every thing, we are out of tune;
It moves us not—Great God! I’d rather be
A Pagan suckled in a creed outworn;
So might I, standing on this pleasant lea,
Have glimpses that would make me less forlorn;
Have sight of something in a double D;