Will_M
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Tony Blair steps out onto Downing Street in the dead of winter. Right in
front of him, in front of No. 10, he sees "The Prime Minister Must Die"
written in urine across the snow.
Well, old Tony is pretty ****** off. He storms into his security staff's
HQ, and yells "Somebody wrote a death threat in the snow in the front damn
street! And they wrote it in urine! Son-of-a-bitch had to be standing
right on the porch when he did it! Where were you guys?!"
The security guys stay silent and stare ashamedly at the floor. Tony
hollers "Well dammit, don't just sit there! Get out and FIND OUT WHO DID
IT! I want an answer, and I want it TONIGHT!"
The entire staff immediately jump up and race for the exits. Later that
evening, his chief security officer approaches him and says "Well Mr.
Blair, we have some bad news and we have some really bad news. Which do
you want first?"
Tony says "Oh Hell, give me the bad news first." The officer says "Well,
we took a sample of the urine and tested it. The results just came back, and
it was Prescott's."
Blair says "Oh my god, I feel so... so... betrayed! One of my own
Ministers! Damn. ...Well, what's the really bad news?"
The officer replies "Well, it's Cherie's handwriting"
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front of him, in front of No. 10, he sees "The Prime Minister Must Die"
written in urine across the snow.
Well, old Tony is pretty ****** off. He storms into his security staff's
HQ, and yells "Somebody wrote a death threat in the snow in the front damn
street! And they wrote it in urine! Son-of-a-bitch had to be standing
right on the porch when he did it! Where were you guys?!"
The security guys stay silent and stare ashamedly at the floor. Tony
hollers "Well dammit, don't just sit there! Get out and FIND OUT WHO DID
IT! I want an answer, and I want it TONIGHT!"
The entire staff immediately jump up and race for the exits. Later that
evening, his chief security officer approaches him and says "Well Mr.
Blair, we have some bad news and we have some really bad news. Which do
you want first?"
Tony says "Oh Hell, give me the bad news first." The officer says "Well,
we took a sample of the urine and tested it. The results just came back, and
it was Prescott's."
Blair says "Oh my god, I feel so... so... betrayed! One of my own
Ministers! Damn. ...Well, what's the really bad news?"
The officer replies "Well, it's Cherie's handwriting"
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