Phoenix of Hamble
Well-Known Member
Ahoy there me' hearties!
We's been plunderin the pirates code, an its clear as the black spot on yer 'and that we's be needin a bit o yer time fer listenin up to whats a planned...
Fair winds and truesome tides be what 'as guided us to the 16th and 17th of the month of July in the 20 an 11th year of our goodly Davy Jones (gord bless his rotten soul!)... and t'gather at pirate cove in the smugglers den of Walton Backwaters.
An aint we got a rowtin of a party in the plannin, wi' a roastin of a fire fer toasting yer grub and guidin of grog fer late driftin pirates
But there be no doubt that fer a fire of generous proportions, we'll be wantin fer a fair ol' fettlin lot of firewood... so don't be resting yer rotten lazy carcasses b' fergettin to bring a scrap o' burning material..
an 'all, there's little to be more joyous to them scurvy pirate bones than the site of a well dressed merchantman being roasted fer grub... you'll be knowin 'em by their modern dress.. so make it certain that yer pirate spirit is fair clear to see b' the cut o' yer cloth!
...and last n'all, its been said that the younker pirates'll be gatherin a rare ol' set of treasure fer keepin safe, so make certain that yer treasure is there fer the collectin.. (that's code for can you all bring a few sweets or cheapo trinkets for a treasure chest!)
The pirate call is a' soundin.... if yer listen, its a certain that it be callin ye....
Arrrrrrrrrrrh!!!!!!
We's been plunderin the pirates code, an its clear as the black spot on yer 'and that we's be needin a bit o yer time fer listenin up to whats a planned...
Fair winds and truesome tides be what 'as guided us to the 16th and 17th of the month of July in the 20 an 11th year of our goodly Davy Jones (gord bless his rotten soul!)... and t'gather at pirate cove in the smugglers den of Walton Backwaters.
An aint we got a rowtin of a party in the plannin, wi' a roastin of a fire fer toasting yer grub and guidin of grog fer late driftin pirates
But there be no doubt that fer a fire of generous proportions, we'll be wantin fer a fair ol' fettlin lot of firewood... so don't be resting yer rotten lazy carcasses b' fergettin to bring a scrap o' burning material..
an 'all, there's little to be more joyous to them scurvy pirate bones than the site of a well dressed merchantman being roasted fer grub... you'll be knowin 'em by their modern dress.. so make it certain that yer pirate spirit is fair clear to see b' the cut o' yer cloth!
...and last n'all, its been said that the younker pirates'll be gatherin a rare ol' set of treasure fer keepin safe, so make certain that yer treasure is there fer the collectin.. (that's code for can you all bring a few sweets or cheapo trinkets for a treasure chest!)
The pirate call is a' soundin.... if yer listen, its a certain that it be callin ye....
Arrrrrrrrrrrh!!!!!!
