Piles and Soltron

[jimmie]

I must share this with you, forget Preparation H, use Soltron. I was in agony, agony, I tell you. I think it was from the stress of crashing into the bridge at Weymouth and the only solvent to hand (so to speak) was Soltron. Up it went with the aid of a Jabsco hand pump, and lo and behold, problem gone. No do you think I'm entitled to a medical patent for this having discovered a new use for the product although not the product itself?

Smiling Jemmie

 

[rich]

watch that Guernsey donkey doesn't get hold of the idea and patent it before you, he'll have TWO new boats before you can get the Jabasco out again!

rich )

 

[hlb]

Whats this about Donkey's. Thats not Dirty Harry your reffering to Is it. E aways Says Dat.

<font color=blue>Haydn

 

[DepSol]

Nope just the new Jeanneau 34 Open for me please

Dom

I am boating again ;-)

 

[byron]

What was this, putting Tabasco where the sun don't shine? Sounds painful to me.

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[jimmie]

I can walk now!

Phwew! I've had a painful couple of days! Had to get the doctor in (so to speak)! Medical report indicates that whilst the exhaust system has been well and truly buggered at least its clean! I've discovered a use for these funny yellow horseshoey things although I dont anticipate using the battery operated object tied to them for quite some time.

Does hlb stand for "Huge Lunch Box"?

Jinxed Jemmie

 

[syd]

Jim,
Are you getting better performance and less black soot?

Syd

 

[byron]

Now Syd, are we talking about her engines or some private part of Jimmie's anatomy ?

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[jimmie]

Not really!

As well as being a substitute for preparation H, this amazing product also has removed the need for my periodic colonic irrigation. Essentially it has removed all the crap from my system, which has been a painful but effective process, and whilst there has been no black soot it certainly felt as if my bum was on fire! I got rid of the mast yesterday, cut it off with an oxyacetelyne cutter and have cunningly disguised the stump with a xmas tree. Ive used all the wires to supply power to the fairy lights.

Just Jems