Pie and ears unbeleivable bargains

[jimi]

I,Pioneers, wish to sell 2000 Fray Bentos made from elephant ears at the unbelievable price of 20p each, the consumption of these will enlarge your bits to the size of an african elephants probiscos.. interested? Check out my super website yet again!

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[Peppermint]

Re: I\'ll pass

I'm not having my parts reduced in size for your profit.

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[FullCircle]

I would have a dozen if they were a proboscis instead of a probiscos. Probiscoses have been spotted in Romford High Street at a simliar price to the real thing, but are only a fraction of the size, ans some are inert. See, these 'Empire Made' 2nd grade goods always come to market around Xmas, just like Pirate DVDs.
Note also the dodgy Vendor, who hasn't put the postage charge on show.....
If, on the other hand they work as promised can I shove one up the orifice of my most disliked folk and wait for them to expand into place?

J

<hr width=100% size=1>Jeanneau 35 - only 13,272 lbs displacement, not even 6 tons,what a lightweight!!!