Picture of Cheapskate Yachtie...

[BlueSkyNick]

.... too tight to buy washing up liquid.

As first discussed in my earlier post about being asked to wash the cooking pot in the sea.


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[Ohdrat]

You look very mornful.. rather like someone who has just lost the ships saucepans, pressure cooker and all the cuttlery and crockery over the side in a washing up accident...

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[Clive_Rigden]

Never mind the mournful look; what are you doing with your hands?

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[Ohdrat]

Would he look so mournful if he was doing what I think you're implying???

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[chas]

Where are you - in the Artic?

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[Clive_Rigden]

Confucious say : good chef never cooks carrots and pees in same pot . . .

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[Bejasus]

thats no a mournful look, but raither a look o' inner smugness coz he's jist shoved his hands in ra pocket o' thon jacket he's borrowed an' found a 50 pence piece in one pocket an' a small Fray Bentos Steak Pie in ra' ither wan.

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[Clive_Rigden]

Either that, or he's just scored a canon!

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[jimi]

Smugness

think the look is saying to a shivering wee laddie "weel I'm glad I had the foresight to wear 3 fleeces cos there's nae effin eberspacher oan this mobile patio!"

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[claymore]

Re: Smugness

Ah've bin fair dreadin yer response as ah kent it wid have tae contain some reference tae the fact that ye were sailin' in northern waters wi'oot an eberspachiethingie.
Sae a' hope youse is mannie enough tae sport yer bikini whan ah photie ye oan ra chentlemans cruise 2005 which wull be supported by eberspachie.
Ah wiz also wunnerin ef ye'd like tae help m'oot wi ra expense ah'm gannin tae tae keep yer wee wullie warm but ah've pissed intae that particular breeze before wi nae result sae ah'll just have tae depend oan ra small change which fell oot ae Paras troosies whan he and ra wonderfu' Isla graced ra forepeak back in August.

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[Colin_S]

Methinks that's the look of someone who's just drank a cup of tea in a mug that was washed by the afore mentioned method but not rinsed out with fresh water before use..........

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[ccscott49]

But he does have an expensive Gill hat!

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[jimi]

I have it on the best authority it wiznae expensive cos it wiz bocht haufprice in a sale.

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[Ohdrat]

mmm that's if it wizna nicked from the aforementioned weee laddie.. hence the smugness..

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[BlueChip]

Re: Smugness

Nice curtains though

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[claymore]

Re: Smugness

Hmm, match his eyes a treat don't you think?

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[Aja]

Re: Smugness

I used to have pyjamas that colour....of the curtains that is..

Donald

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