Harry Hogwash
Active Member
Saw a delightful scene some months ago when 2 excited dogs on Barges were yapping
frantically as the waters rose in their lock at Sandford!
Must be something in their sub conscious going back to the days of Noahs Ark.
They couldn't understand why the water was rising and must have interpreted it as danger.
Such a contrast to the obese woman that blights our panoramic romantic vista view most mornings
as we eat breakfast.
Here she comes slow as a s-n-a-i-l on 2 crutches with the mankiest little dog you saw on a string
more like a rat.
Usually is decided to have a poo right in front of us as we eat a chi chi breakfast.
We then are forced to watch as she gets down on her hands picking up the manure in a stupid plastic bag.
This whole horrible scene takes upwards of TEN whole minutes.
Yuk .
Makes you PUKE.
She has no conciousness of its effect on others in fact anything round a 6' radius of her bonce.
We just don't 'do'stuff like that in our Riverside neighbourhood.
Its remiscent of George Orwells revulsion whioch he describes at having to drink out the same tea mug as
a proletarian man.
Not as bad though as the new Christmas stamps and transparent £10 note If I may say so?
5 out of 6 stamps do not have any pale faced Santa Claus or images on them
and on the tenner held up the light the Queens image comes out in negative!
frantically as the waters rose in their lock at Sandford!
Must be something in their sub conscious going back to the days of Noahs Ark.
They couldn't understand why the water was rising and must have interpreted it as danger.
Such a contrast to the obese woman that blights our panoramic romantic vista view most mornings
as we eat breakfast.
Here she comes slow as a s-n-a-i-l on 2 crutches with the mankiest little dog you saw on a string
more like a rat.
Usually is decided to have a poo right in front of us as we eat a chi chi breakfast.
We then are forced to watch as she gets down on her hands picking up the manure in a stupid plastic bag.
This whole horrible scene takes upwards of TEN whole minutes.
Yuk .
Makes you PUKE.
She has no conciousness of its effect on others in fact anything round a 6' radius of her bonce.
We just don't 'do'stuff like that in our Riverside neighbourhood.
Its remiscent of George Orwells revulsion whioch he describes at having to drink out the same tea mug as
a proletarian man.
Not as bad though as the new Christmas stamps and transparent £10 note If I may say so?
5 out of 6 stamps do not have any pale faced Santa Claus or images on them
and on the tenner held up the light the Queens image comes out in negative!
