Paul's & Steve's get rich quick scheme...... Calm yourselves ladies!!

[paultallett]

Whilst Steve has often mentioned he'd like to swap 'Thanks Mum' for a Sealine F34, he has consistently grumbled over a glass of wine, the lack of winning lottery numbers.

Well after seeing his state of dress whilst cleaning Thanks Mum this morning, I've put forward the idea of Steve doing his own 'Calendar' aimed squarely at the ladies that like a hunk!!

This is the first pose..... Call it January if you like.

What do you think ladies?? Is it worth getting him oiled up and seeing if WH Smiths will stock them?? Could be a quick million in the making??

 

[oGaryo]

Whilst Steve has often mentioned he'd like to swap 'Thanks Mum' for a Sealine F34, he has consistently grumbled over a glass of wine, the lack of winning lottery numbers.

Well after seeing his state of dress whilst cleaning Thanks Mum this morning, I've put forward the idea of Steve doing his own 'Calendar' aimed squarely at the ladies that like a hunk!!

This is the first pose..... Call it January if you like.

What do you think ladies?? Is it worth getting him oiled up and seeing if WH Smiths will stock them?? Could be a quick million in the making??

pmsl. Paul, I'm pretty confident Steve'll lynch you for this one mate

 

[Firefly625]

pmsl. Paul, I'm pretty confident Steve'll lynch you for this one mate

+1!!

 

[paultallett]

Well thats where your both wrong!!

He was very willing..... I think he fancies himself as a fireman in the next picture..... Can he borrow one of Lisa's dogs to hold for extra 'cute' factor??

 

[epervier]

Well, what can you say about a man in his .......erm .......prime..............

which this photo doesn't depict

here's the material who knows how to 'shop them together

 

[carlton]

...Can he borrow one of Lisa's dogs to hold for extra 'cute' factor??

He'd prob'ly open up a bigger market if he was holding Lisa's puppies...

 

[lisilou]

Slightly more disturbing is he seems to be into S&M!!
May I suggest this pic is the entry for 'Sextember'?

 

[paultallett]

Slightly more disturbing is he seems to be into S&M!!
May I suggest this pic is the entry for 'Sextember'?

Lisa.... When he came wondering over the car park, chain in hand.... I did ask which member of the village people he was!!

He wants me dressed as the cowboy!!

 

[STEVEDUNSTABLE]

Well, what can you say about a man in his .......erm .......prime..............

which this photo doesn't depict

here's the material who knows how to 'shop them together

PRIME !!!??????...........ready for the knackers yard/glue factory !!!!!!...... probably be in a "Tesco economy" burger by Saturday !!!!!!....... OI TALLET, YOU ARE DEADER THAN AN EXTINCT DEAD THING THAT HAS BEEN DEAD FOR CENTURIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[lisilou]

Whilst Steve has often mentioned he'd like to swap 'Thanks Mum' for a Sealine F34, he has consistently grumbled over a glass of wine, the lack of winning lottery numbers.

Well after seeing his state of dress whilst cleaning Thanks Mum this morning, I've put forward the idea of Steve doing his own 'Calendar' aimed squarely at the ladies that like a hunk!!

This is the first pose..... Call it January if you like.

What do you think ladies?? Is it worth getting him oiled up and seeing if WH Smiths will stock them?? Could be a quick million in the making??

You might make more registering as a charity. Y'know...get the sympathy vote?

 

[paultallett]

PRIME !!!??????...........ready for the knackers yard/glue factory !!!!!!...... probably be in a "Tesco economy" burger by Saturday !!!!!!....... OI TALLET, YOU ARE DEADER THAN AN EXTINCT DEAD THING THAT HAS BEEN DEAD FOR CENTURIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What?? Howe many times did you ask me today if I'd posted the picture yet!! Not having any of that talk...... You stud!!

 

[spanermonkey]

Ouch ! My eyes !!!

 

[oGaryo]

Stevie, Pink Punters in Fenny Stratford down the road from your gaff do a nice S&M Sunday disco in the attic bar... interested?

 

[paultallett]

Stevie, Pink Punters in Fenny Stratford down the road from your gaff do a nice S&M Sunday disco in the attic bar... interested?

Gary..... How the hell do you know this!!

 

[oGaryo]

Gary..... How the hell do you know this!!

witnessed from the cellar bar, another one of Debbie's surprise nights out, think she's trying to tell me something gay, lesbian and transgender in that one so pretty tame compared to the attic bar

 

[paultallett]

witnessed from the cellar bar, another one of Debbie's surprise nights out, think she's trying to tell me something gay, lesbian and transgender in that one so pretty tame compared to the attic bar

Think ill stick to my cheese, biscuits and a brandy whilst sat on the boat!!

 

[P4Paul]

There seems to be a bit of a theme going on here;

 

[SpottyDog5]

Both in Gary's gang.....
Steve, thanks for keeping that torso hidden when we were out with the ladies last Friday evening, we would have felt inadequate.... plus slightly nauseous.

 

[epervier]

Gary..... How the hell do you know this!!

He's ex RAF, they know about these things

 

[lisilou]

OMGG!!!