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1/ Set off.
2/ Argue on way out of harbour, as to where you’re going.
3/ Either turn left or right at harbour entrance.
4/ Engage full power.
5/ Send a novice down stairs to check clocks and discuss the lack of fuel.
6/ Discuss whether tide is coming or going.
6/ Aim for nearby rocks to see if there’s seaweed showing or not.
7/ Arrive at destination and look whether boats are floating or not.
8/ Drop all anchor chain just in case.
9/ Go to pub.
10/ It’s sunny.-- Play out
11/ It’s raining—Read book. Mend things. Clean boat
12/ The sea is rough. Tutts is fed up and wants to go home. Up anchor.
13/ The sea is very rough but it’s Sunday. Steam 50 miles back to port for work on Monday.
14/ The sea is very rough, there’s wind over tide and a gale warning has just been issued for later. It’s Sunday, You’r in the channel Isles. You’ve had a row with SWMBO. Up anchor!!......................./forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
15/ Flairs. I bought some once.
16/ Radio licence disc. I must remember to bring it next time.
17/ Call sign. ???
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Haydn
2/ Argue on way out of harbour, as to where you’re going.
3/ Either turn left or right at harbour entrance.
4/ Engage full power.
5/ Send a novice down stairs to check clocks and discuss the lack of fuel.
6/ Discuss whether tide is coming or going.
6/ Aim for nearby rocks to see if there’s seaweed showing or not.
7/ Arrive at destination and look whether boats are floating or not.
8/ Drop all anchor chain just in case.
9/ Go to pub.
10/ It’s sunny.-- Play out
11/ It’s raining—Read book. Mend things. Clean boat
12/ The sea is rough. Tutts is fed up and wants to go home. Up anchor.
13/ The sea is very rough but it’s Sunday. Steam 50 miles back to port for work on Monday.
14/ The sea is very rough, there’s wind over tide and a gale warning has just been issued for later. It’s Sunday, You’r in the channel Isles. You’ve had a row with SWMBO. Up anchor!!......................./forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
15/ Flairs. I bought some once.
16/ Radio licence disc. I must remember to bring it next time.
17/ Call sign. ???
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