Paging Littleship...Pagin Littl.....

[Nauti Fox]

I have been reliably informed that you are the first point of contact with His Mightyness, the Major, and that you field the questions, only informing him if the post is worthy, and therein is the problem, because it won't be.
If by chance he is having a rare moment of clarity and is feeling in a generous nature would you be kind enough to point him in the direction of this post.
http://www.ybw.com/forums/showthread.php?t=232385
And please offer him my sincere apologies for any disturbance it may cause.
Ta.

 

[Major Catastrophe]

I'll just pop out and tell him as he is working on the woodpile 100 metres from my house.

 

[Major Catastrophe]

I'm back. Tom's checked my diary and he says I can go out to play with you that day, but I must be back for teatime.

I just realised I have passed 20,000 posts and didn't notice.

 

[Kilter]

More rabbit than Sainsburys!

 

[Major Catastrophe]

Yes, but it is quality rabbit.

 

[Searush]

Yes, but it is quality rabbit.

Harrumph!

 

[Philiz]

Harrumph!

 

[old_salt]

More rabbit than Sainsburys!

It's that PD dock I don't think they are allowed to motor up and down it they all have to have a Warp sense of humour.

 

[Nauti Fox]

What's happening....where's Chris and who's stolen his identity...
That's really thrown me, let me know how many tickets are needed and I'll sort it out.
A totally thrown Al.

 

[Major Catastrophe]

What's happening....where's Chris and who's stolen his identity...
That's really thrown me, let me know how many tickets are needed and I'll sort it out.
A totally thrown Al.

I'm here. It's me.

Just the one ticket please.

Anyway, you know all that as I just phoned you!!!

 

[Nauti Fox]

Or did you?
Smart formal please.

 

[Major Catastrophe]

Or did you?
Smart formal please.

It must have been me as my secretary is up to his eyes in gloss paint and is still smarting from my tour of inspection yesterday.

I may just pop down to Little Ship again and make sure he is working hard.

Smart formal?

What's that?

It's a race track and I'll wear my white race suit and helmet like I do on top Gear.

 

[Philiz]

It must have been me as my secretary is up to his eyes in gloss paint and is still smarting from my tour of inspection yesterday.

A similar inspection of the rubber duck is scheduled for tomorrow afternoon

 

[Major Catastrophe]

A similar inspection of the rubber duck is scheduled for tomorrow afternoon

Ah. I had someone lined up tomorrow to clean the tubes, but a bad back means they cannot fulfil the contract.

So, you are going to be severely disappointed by your inspection.

The other news is that I am being evicted from the posh end tomorrow and have to return to the council estate.

 

[Nauti Fox]

[QUOTE

It's a race track and I'll wear my white race suit and helmet like I do on top Gear.[/QUOTE]

I thought I'd seen you about.

 

[LittleShip]

The other news is that I am being evicted from the posh end tomorrow and have to return to the council estate.

Ahaa ! The Imam must be coming back!


Tom

 

[LittleShip]

It must have been me as my secretary is up to his eyes in gloss paint and is still smarting from my tour of inspection yesterday.

I may just pop down to Little Ship again and make sure he is working hard.

Right thats it..............

I hereby formally resign as batman to the Major, I just cant take all the pressure

Tom

 

[Major Catastrophe]

Right thats it..............

I hereby formally resign as batman to the Major, I just cant take all the pressure

Tom

I popped down to see you and there you was, gone.

I drank your beer.

 

[LittleShip]

I drank your beer.

Nowt new there then! I was hard at it from 0630 Sir and I left around 15.30hrs... thought I had done enough Sir and the real boss wanted to see me.

Tom Ex Batman for Ex military

PS Anyway you tight sod, I sat there all night in the cold whilst you had C/H Tea and biscuits and you didnt even ask if I wanted a warm. ...... Typical !

 

[Major Catastrophe]

I drank your beer.

Nowt new there then! I was hard at it from 0630 Sir and I left around 15.30hrs... thought I had done enough Sir and the real boss wanted to see me.

Tom Ex Batman for Ex military

PS Anyway you tight sod, I sat there all night in the cold whilst you had C/H Tea and biscuits and you didnt even ask if I wanted a warm. ...... Typical !

[EXCUSE] I just checked my phone and re read the text I sent you on Thursday evening inviting you to come and have a drink and, if you wanted, watch me struggle to assemble a glass display cabinet.

Now I can plainly see the PD curse of the exclamation mark next to the text informing me that the transmission failed - something to do with PD being 'beyond the black stump', or here be dragons.

Couple this with the iPhone not indicating the message failed unless you reopen the message.

Maybe next time, but you may need to book.

Of course, banging on my door and dragging me to the pub would have been an alternative, but I assumed you were lying on your berth, knackered after a long days fettling. [/EXCUSE]

Anyway, sod off, I've just opened another beer.