OOOhhh Charlie! Jer've done it now lad 'avn't yer?

[steve_cronin]

OOOhhh Charlie! Jer\'ve done it now lad \'avn\'t yer?

You can't go sayin wot you really think of that Nicolas Witchell on the telly, in public can you, even though we've all seen him as s a total nurd for years.

Don't you know that those press people aren't all like that nice Mr Jermain anymore? Havn't you heard of the pistol mike? That Tory bloke, wat's'is name, Howard, you know, Flight, got caught out just the same way.

This will end in tears me dear. One of the ugly brigade from the labour left will be shreeking in the papers this Sunday that you MUST apologise, AND in public to old carrot top. Ms Short, Dunwoody or anr, will be after your guts.

They're out to get you and you fell in feet first.

It's no good bein' right, then buggers'll run a popularity contest now and old carrot-top's got the Beeb on HIS side.

Never mind, ole (Sir)David'll get Norman StJ-S on his prog, sunday morning (unfortunately while the great unwashed are sleeping it off) and do right by you.

Auntie Nellie


AKA Steve Cronin

 

[Gunfleet]

Re: OOOhhh Charlie! Jer\'ve done it now lad \'avn\'t yer?

Don't believe it. It was a studied and deliberate act to stick the obnoxious BBC reporter back in his box. As a piece of public humiliation it was without equal.

 

[snowleopard]

Re: OOOhhh Charlie! Jer\'ve done it now lad \'avn\'t yer?

like father, like son.

 

[FullCircle]

Re: OOOhhh Charlie! Jer\'ve done it now lad \'avn\'t yer?

Lets assume that some dillon stuffs a mike up yer hooter every time you go to get on your boat, wouldn't you also get the needle? Also sneeking piccies of No1 son and latest amazing bird having a snog might strike you as a tad voyeuristic?
I personally would be taking the Billy Connolly view - I'll stop punching them when they send me a share of the money!
I think he should be as forthright as his old fella - he has got away with it for years.

And stuff the whining hypocrites in Westminster.

 

[BrendanS]

Re: OOOhhh Charlie! Jer\'ve done it now lad \'avn\'t yer?

He did a stand up piece at a company event a few years back. He's funny educated and cutting. I'd take his pieces on the Royals quite seriously based on what he said then.

 

[Gunfleet]

Re: OOOhhh Charlie! Jer\'ve done it now lad \'avn\'t yer?

Glad you liked him, but you still have to admit Charlie-no-A-levels banjaxed him!

 

[Norman_E]

Re: OOOhhh Charlie! Jer\'ve done it now lad \'avn\'t yer?

Good for Charlie.
We need to stick up for him.
The alternative is "President for Life" B-liar, or have we got him already?

 

[Sgeir]

Anyone know....

... why Mr Witchell is nicknamed the "bionic carrot"?