one word or two

[catmandoo]

An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they
decided it might be time for marriage.
But before tying the knot, they went out for a heart to heart talk
over dinner about whether it would really work out. They discussed
finances, living arrangements, snoring, and so on. Finally, the gentleman
decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly.
"Well," she said, responding very carefully,
"I'd have to say that I would like it infrequently."
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment. Then looking over his
glasses, he casually asked, "Was that one word or two?"

 

[LittleShip]

Like it, thats on its way round today?? /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Rowana]

Teacher asked the class to make sentence with the word "Charming" in it.

"My mum says I'm charming"
"My little dog is charming"
Etc, Etc

Now teacher says "Very good, but can anyone give me a sentence with "charming" in it twice?"

Little johnny leaps up. "When my sister came home last night and told my dad she was pregnant, all he said was "Charming, fu***ng charming""
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