EME
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A guy from from up North was stopped by a police-man because he was driving well over the speed limit on th e M11.
The following discussion developed:
Q.: May I have your driver's license ,sir?
A.: I dont have a driver's license. Never had one.
Q.: May I have your car- papers, sir?
A.: I have no car-papers.
Q.: Why not?
A.: Because I stole this car.
Q.: From whom did you steal the car?
A.: From a guy I shot!!
Q.: Are you saying that you killed a man to get his car???
A.: Yep !!
Q.: Then hand me the gun very, very carefully..
A.: It's in the boot, together with the body!
The police-man quietly backed off a few steps, got his walkie-talkie and
called his chief for immediate help.
Meanwhile he held the driver under control with his gun.
When his superior arrived he quickly told him the facts.Where-upon the
chief ordered the man to get out of his car real slow, spread his legs and
lay his hands on the roof.The man obeyed quite easily.Then the chief
started to interrogate:
Q.: No driver's license, eh??
A.: Of course I have a driver's license officer ! It's in my inner
pocket.You can take it out if you want to!!
And sure enough, out came the driver's license!!
Q.: But no car-papers, eh ??
A.: What a silly question to ask officer !! They are in the locker, under
the dashboard.
And there they were!!
Q. But did'nt you kill a man to steal his car and did'nt you hide the body
in the boot???
A. Now steady on officer: this really is going too far. You should do
something to control the fantasy of that police-man.
Open the boot and see for yourself. I suppose he's going to tell you that
I was speeding next!!!!
<font color=blue>I am WHAT I say I am</font color=blue>
The following discussion developed:
Q.: May I have your driver's license ,sir?
A.: I dont have a driver's license. Never had one.
Q.: May I have your car- papers, sir?
A.: I have no car-papers.
Q.: Why not?
A.: Because I stole this car.
Q.: From whom did you steal the car?
A.: From a guy I shot!!
Q.: Are you saying that you killed a man to get his car???
A.: Yep !!
Q.: Then hand me the gun very, very carefully..
A.: It's in the boot, together with the body!
The police-man quietly backed off a few steps, got his walkie-talkie and
called his chief for immediate help.
Meanwhile he held the driver under control with his gun.
When his superior arrived he quickly told him the facts.Where-upon the
chief ordered the man to get out of his car real slow, spread his legs and
lay his hands on the roof.The man obeyed quite easily.Then the chief
started to interrogate:
Q.: No driver's license, eh??
A.: Of course I have a driver's license officer ! It's in my inner
pocket.You can take it out if you want to!!
And sure enough, out came the driver's license!!
Q.: But no car-papers, eh ??
A.: What a silly question to ask officer !! They are in the locker, under
the dashboard.
And there they were!!
Q. But did'nt you kill a man to steal his car and did'nt you hide the body
in the boot???
A. Now steady on officer: this really is going too far. You should do
something to control the fantasy of that police-man.
Open the boot and see for yourself. I suppose he's going to tell you that
I was speeding next!!!!
<font color=blue>I am WHAT I say I am</font color=blue>
